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Wonkette : Theater Just Trying To Give Audiences A Little Fun With Actor Dressed As Gunman, What's The Big Deal

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:04:34 +0000

When I was a teenager, a friend of mine and I staged a fake fight in a coffee shop on Hollywood Boulevard. Three customers pulled guns out of their pockets and pointed them at us. We escaped and never tried anything like that again. That was a long time ago. Imagine how many people must be packing heat now. Then again, that was Hollywood, where the fruits pick the people.

Wonkette : Nobody's Seen Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. For A Month, By The Way

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 05:43:52 +0000

Jesse Jr. is having what used to be called a nervous breakdown. This is not surprising seeing how things have been going for him lately.

Wonkette : Human Soba Noodle Richard Cohen Pees On Ghost Andrew Breitbart

Wed, 7 Mar 2012 20:20:31 +0000

I'm Richard Cohen. What about it?

Wonkette : Eternal Bachelor David Dreier To Leave House, Closet?

Thu, 1 Mar 2012 21:01:58 +0000

Fuck you, ttommy--but not in the ass.

Wonkette : Andrew Breitbart Drops Dead

Thu, 1 Mar 2012 20:55:31 +0000

There's the part where you say it, and the part where you take it back. -- J.L. Austin.

Wonkette : Eternal Bachelor David Dreier To Leave House, Closet?

Wed, 29 Feb 2012 21:41:59 +0000

I hope Wonkette Jr. has some other reason for thinking that Dreier is gay besides the fact that he is a lifelong bachelor. I am a lifelong bachelor, and I have gotten 50 times more pussy and a hundred times less trouble than your average married guy. No offense to gay bachelors. I just don't like the inference.

Wonkette : Barack Obama Sings 'Sweet Home Chicago' With B.B. King & Mick Jagger

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:33:28 +0000

What are you talking about, kid? Don't you have some homework to do?

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Declares 'Wee-Wee' to Be a Word, Thing That Santorum Haters Do

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:17:08 +0000

No, the lamestream media people never went to Sunday school. They are all Jewish homosexuals. But then, you knew that, didn't you, Sarah?

Wonkette : Deconstructing Sarah Palin's Marvelously Bad Speech At CPAC

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:44:40 +0000

Your mother, in combat boots.

Wonkette : Deconstructing Sarah Palin's Marvelously Bad Speech At CPAC

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:34:44 +0000

Now you are shifting your ground, from "recognizing the problem" to giving a "well prepared speech." You really don't know what you're talking about, do you? Don't you have school in a few hours? Go to bed.

Wonkette : Deconstructing Sarah Palin's Marvelously Bad Speech At CPAC

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 07:28:12 +0000

How do you watch five to seven minutes of Sarah Palin's speech "by accident"? Did it take you that long to figure out it wasn't Sesame Street?

Wonkette : Rick Santorum Fetes The Jews With New Testament Quote

Thu, 9 Feb 2012 15:37:31 +0000

Psst--the evangelicals will find out about the card. It's a ploy to get their approval.

Wonkette : Wisconsin Republicans Ram Union-Busting Bill Through Senate, General Strike Next?

Thu, 10 Mar 2011 05:03:06 +0000

From the article"...they’re the last American liberals with any backbone." These people aren't liberals--they are working class heroes.

Wonkette : U.S. Military Preparing For 'Humanitarian' Intervention In Libya

Tue, 1 Mar 2011 16:50:08 +0000

The US Navy did the same thing during the "unpleasantness" in Egypt. Complete with Marines. Maybe they just want to be a looming omnipotence. I hope.

Wonkette : Mark Foley 'Reaching Out,' 'Touching' Young Republicans

Fri, 4 Feb 2011 22:42:15 +0000

Izzat "Log Cabin Republicans"? I always thought that meant, "Put your log in my cabin."