en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/5211972 Comments by resolvedwaldron http://wonkette.com/563550/jen-rubin-wants-you-to-get-married-yes-all-of-you-even-you#IDComment891236429 Ah marriage, the best three months of my life. Fri, 17 Oct 2014 12:58:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563550/jen-rubin-wants-you-to-get-married-yes-all-of-you-even-you#IDComment891236429 http://wonkette.com/562479/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-general-palins-general-orders#IDComment885401032 There was once a gov named palin whose words kept a failin she would say this she would say that until no one know her head from her twat ...apologies to all limerickers Mon, 6 Oct 2014 15:01:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562479/the-sarah-palin-fartknocker-report-general-palins-general-orders#IDComment885401032 http://wonkette.com/562310/stupidest-men-on-the-internet-just-vomiting-ebola-errrewhere#IDComment884097749 Oh for cripes sake here we go again...it seems it was just yesterday all the idiot conservatives were freaking out about AIDs. EBOLA, OMG, PANIC, BE SCARED, BE VERY, VERY SCARED. You know if one didn't have a conscience, lots of dollars could be scored selling cures for and prophylactics to protect against Ebola! Fri, 3 Oct 2014 14:13:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562310/stupidest-men-on-the-internet-just-vomiting-ebola-errrewhere#IDComment884097749 http://wonkette.com/561830/national-review-writer-would-like-to-hang-all-the-sluts-who-have-abortions#IDComment882272131 Hey these clowns should start a new movement: "Don't believe in abortion, adopt a fetus today! That's right while the radical liberals have been pushing free sex and abortion this and that us conservative have developed the bast technology for removing the fetus and allowing you to adopt it and take it home. Now for a limited time at a cost of $35,000...twins extra." Yeah right. Mon, 29 Sep 2014 13:21:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561830/national-review-writer-would-like-to-hang-all-the-sluts-who-have-abortions#IDComment882272131 http://wonkette.com/560851/wingnuts-fight-for-sacred-right-to-keep-bullying-gays-who-arent-real-anyway#IDComment878520114 “There is no such thing as a gay person” That is an odd statement, a strange statement indeed. It would mean that my 40 year old gay daughter is just my imagination and so is her wife of ten years as well their four year old son...my only grandson.. If my gay daughter is just a figment of my imagination then so must be her younger sister and their mother, my first wife, but, but, then Descartes must be wrong; I think therefore I am not. Fri, 19 Sep 2014 19:37:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560851/wingnuts-fight-for-sacred-right-to-keep-bullying-gays-who-arent-real-anyway#IDComment878520114 http://wonkette.com/553444/you-will-never-believe-this-you-guys-but-chris-mcdaniel-supporters-might-be-racist#IDComment849990177 Fuck a duck Chuck...he looks like if you pulled his ears, his head would pop open and out comes jesus with the confederate flag in hand leading the 12 disciples while "I wish I was in Dixie" plays in the background. Thu, 3 Jul 2014 16:25:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/553444/you-will-never-believe-this-you-guys-but-chris-mcdaniel-supporters-might-be-racist#IDComment849990177 http://wonkette.com/548531/mean-o-c-principal-kills-prom-date-draft-because-she-is-old-and-ugly-maybe-a-lesbo#IDComment827277941 No, she turned out to be a lot of bull! Wed, 7 May 2014 20:00:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/548531/mean-o-c-principal-kills-prom-date-draft-because-she-is-old-and-ugly-maybe-a-lesbo#IDComment827277941 http://wonkette.com/547247/edward-snowden-gives-putin-super-duper-secret-info-on-president-obamas-dna-says-not-at-all-crazy-birther#IDComment820666655 Oh I believe this completely, except, well the DNA didn't belong to Obama. It was Obama's look alike stand in. Tue, 22 Apr 2014 14:32:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/547247/edward-snowden-gives-putin-super-duper-secret-info-on-president-obamas-dna-says-not-at-all-crazy-birther#IDComment820666655 http://wonkette.com/545395/fox-friends-points-out-that-ted-cruz-is-stupid-and-nobody-wants-to-repeal-obamacare#IDComment812674454 Shit, just eat your eggs and ham already and stfu. Tue, 1 Apr 2014 16:16:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545395/fox-friends-points-out-that-ted-cruz-is-stupid-and-nobody-wants-to-repeal-obamacare#IDComment812674454 http://wonkette.com/545170/michelle-malkin-sees-through-eric-holders-partisan-scheme-to-harm-republicans-by-arresting-dems#IDComment811185724 Oh I get it now. The Democrats will help the Republicans to impeach the President and then once he is exonerated, well jesus, just look at what happen to Bill Clinton after his impeachment. So 11 dimensional whatevers and viola, the Dems move on the capture the House and Senate and Obama's popularity soars to such an extent he makes himself King. Those dirty rascal Dems. Fri, 28 Mar 2014 18:46:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/545170/michelle-malkin-sees-through-eric-holders-partisan-scheme-to-harm-republicans-by-arresting-dems#IDComment811185724 http://wonkette.com/540574/what-if-i-only-wrote-nice-things-about-condoleezza-rice#IDComment790260137 2016 Presidential Slogan: "Rice and Romney, a San Francisco Treat" ...could happen! Thu, 30 Jan 2014 20:02:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540574/what-if-i-only-wrote-nice-things-about-condoleezza-rice#IDComment790260137 http://wonkette.com/539224/victoria-jackson-considering-run-for-local-office-wonkette-offers-campaign-help#IDComment784855710 "Victoria Jackson: Bringing the shit back to Batshit." "Victoria Jackson: Making Shit in Batshit Happen." Corrected Wed, 15 Jan 2014 18:48:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/539224/victoria-jackson-considering-run-for-local-office-wonkette-offers-campaign-help#IDComment784855710 http://wonkette.com/536097/daily-caller-warns-liberals-gonna-claw-out-mens-eyes-so-they-cant-stare-at-boobies#IDComment765066449 Standing on the corner watching all the boobies go by Standing on the corner watching all the boobies go by Brother you don't know a nicer occupation Matter of fact, neither do I Than standing on the corner watching all the boobies Watching all the boobies, watching all the boobies go by I'm the cat that got the cream Haven't got a girl but I can dream Haven't got a girl but I can wish So I'll take me down to Mainstreet And that's where I select my imaginary dish Standing on the corner watching all the boobies go by Standing on the corner giving all the boobies the eye Brother if you've got a rich imagination Give it a whirl, give it a try Try standing on the corner watching all the boobies Watching all the boobies, watching all the boobies go by Saturday and I'm so broke Haven't got a girl and no joke Still I'm living like a millionaire When I take me down to Mainstreet When I take me down to Mainstreet And I review the harem Parading for me there Standing on the corner Watching all the boobies go by Standing on the corner Underneath the springtime sky Brother, you can't go to jail For what you're thinking Or for the woo look in your eye You're only standing on the corner Watching all the boobies Watching all the boobies Watching all the boobies Go by Mon, 9 Dec 2013 23:29:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/536097/daily-caller-warns-liberals-gonna-claw-out-mens-eyes-so-they-cant-stare-at-boobies#IDComment765066449 http://wonkette.com/535398/obamas-have-9-kinds-of-pie-for-thanksgiving-wingnuts-outraged#IDComment759141078 So the President invited Rush over on Turkey Day for some 24 Black Bird pie. When the pie was open...Rush said, " now wait a minute there are only 23 Black Birds." The President smiled and (obscene gesture) said "I always wanted to give you the bird!" Punch line from Rocky Squirrel and Bullwinkle Moose circa 1967. Fri, 29 Nov 2013 20:19:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/535398/obamas-have-9-kinds-of-pie-for-thanksgiving-wingnuts-outraged#IDComment759141078 http://wonkette.com/531976/at-tea-party-unity-event-anti-gay-loons-dream-of-class-action-lawsuit-against-homosexuality#IDComment736724308 Hey they got it all wrong. Back in the 80s and 90s there were several law suits for "wrongful life" that is a woman would become pregnant after, lets say taking birth control, and sue the doctor or manufacture for an unwanted pregnancy. Scarborough and LaBarbera need to re-think there approach and try a "wrongful gay" lawsuit. Yep..."I was made wrongful gay by the liberal media" and use Wonkette as a basis for their claim. Fri, 18 Oct 2013 15:54:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/531976/at-tea-party-unity-event-anti-gay-loons-dream-of-class-action-lawsuit-against-homosexuality#IDComment736724308 http://wonkette.com/531352/ted-cruz-thinks-he-is-better-than-old-handsome-joe-biden-is-incorrect#IDComment733315490 Ted reminds me of the kid in summer camp who always had his bunk bed short sheeted. He could never figure out why he was so disliked, and would cry out "just wait until I'm king, then heads will roll." Fri, 11 Oct 2013 20:44:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/531352/ted-cruz-thinks-he-is-better-than-old-handsome-joe-biden-is-incorrect#IDComment733315490 http://wonkette.com/529682/some-dhhs-report-says-affordable-care-act-even-more-affordable-than-expected-its-also-better-than-ari-fleischers-twitter-math#IDComment725469126 Just you wait, come 2016 these same Republicans arguing against Obamacare will claim it as their own. They will, quote: "it was Gov. Romney's idea first and he was a Republican so therefore Obamacare is really Republican." Count on it! Wed, 25 Sep 2013 21:52:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/529682/some-dhhs-report-says-affordable-care-act-even-more-affordable-than-expected-its-also-better-than-ari-fleischers-twitter-math#IDComment725469126 http://wonkette.com/527351/neverending-nice-time-aussie-pm-kevin-rudd-smacks-down-bible-guy-on-gay-marriage#IDComment713277877 The problem with christians is that they suffer from an inferiority complex--yep they do. Look the Jewsih religion has a dirct connection to God-- Moses and the Covenant after all--the Jews are god's chosen people. Christians on the other have have three gods in one, the father, the son, and the holy spirit, no wonder they are so screwed up and always defensive about their religion. Christianity like having three, three, three gods in one. You believe that and you will believe anything. Tue, 3 Sep 2013 17:18:00 +0000 http://wonkette.com/527351/neverending-nice-time-aussie-pm-kevin-rudd-smacks-down-bible-guy-on-gay-marriage#IDComment713277877 http://wonkette.com/525418/mitch-mcconnell-is-your-new-justin-bieber#IDComment698474177 He farts, when he farts...he farts for Kentucky Mon, 12 Aug 2013 17:19:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/525418/mitch-mcconnell-is-your-new-justin-bieber#IDComment698474177 http://wonkette.com/514688/all-teenagers-are-terrorists-florida-edition#IDComment633036135 As John Lennon once sang: "they hate you if your clever and they dispise a fool til your so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules" Wed, 1 May 2013 21:07:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/514688/all-teenagers-are-terrorists-florida-edition#IDComment633036135