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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Great American Shootin... · 1 reply · +6 points

Yes, but what if my pussy is up a tree? What the f*&^% does a gun do for me then?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Great American Shootin... · 0 replies · +8 points

How well I recall the can of chow mein with the noodles enclosed on top in a foil container. Well, it's better than going on to the next shooting story.
I think there was a father who killed his kids in FL, or was it California, or both?
Then there's the toddler who shot his brother, I believe, with a pink gun.
If only the brother had been armed!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Internet's Stupidest M... · 0 replies · +4 points

Maybe Bammerz should send those guys in before he speaks, to kind of "open" for him.
BTW, thanks for posting that, I love every single one of those men.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Ann Coulter And Sean H... · 0 replies · +4 points

Oh, and here I thought all the ladies and gentlemen you see in Florida, riding the bus from Miami to the Keys, were working as gardeners and domestics.
It turns out they are getting free stuff, somewhere?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama's Huge El... · 0 replies · +5 points

Wish he was my Senator! Or that we had a few more like him!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Ann Romney Still Horrible · 1 reply · +7 points

I loved the facial expressions she added to the translation, the way her hands moved to signify "waves", I believe, was a thing of beauty.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Ghost Breitbart: Romne... · 0 replies · +7 points

Well, what does he think this is, Haiti, or something? Aside from the fact that the storm hasn't hit NH yet, nobody usually runs out of sneakers, ramen noodles, or clothes during a storm. People are usually going around looking for generators and sump pumps afterwards.
Also, there are 1,300,000 people in NH, it's 9,350 square miles, so rombat can suck it with his "relief" bus.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Chuck Grassley’s Pos... · 0 replies · +2 points

consider the sad case of chuck
When driving, ran into a buck
Oh my dear, he just came too near!
While Fred opined, what the f***

11 years ago @ Wonkette - History's Greatest Mon... · 0 replies · +6 points

As a matter of fact, no, liberals are not tolerant of things like idiocy, hypocrisy, and racism, especially the just beneath the surface variety typified by the Coulters, Hannitys, and Becks of this world.
So no, we are not tolerant, and we are not going to apologize for it, bitchez.
Screw being tolerant, screw it screw it screw it.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Convenes Post... · 0 replies · +3 points

Beat me to it! Some minds are faster than my own. Sigh.