Misty Malarky

Misty Malarky

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316 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bobby Jindal Can't See... · 2 replies · +6 points

Broke-ass Louisiana couldn't afford the Deluxe box of Crayolas with the 'Burnt Umber' one.

316 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +6 points

LEFT SHARK LIBEL!

316 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Insane Anti-Vaxxer Chi... · 1 reply · +8 points

Bug Chasers are sooo 1990s.

317 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Creepy Michigan AG Who... · 1 reply · +6 points

Next time he should just try holding up a boombox blasting Peter Gabriel under his True Love's window.

317 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Can... · 0 replies · +7 points

"Babies full of rabies! Yes! Yes!"
-Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut

317 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idaho State Rep Learns... · 0 replies · +4 points

All that meat and no potatoes.

318 weeks ago @ Wonkette - People Who Think About... · 0 replies · +8 points

It's the free toaster oven you get for recruiting a new gay.
Fox News simply can't resist free stuff.

318 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Find Huge Sca... · 0 replies · +3 points

Thanks. Peter Brady got me through many dark, lonely night during my adolescence.

318 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Find Huge Sca... · 4 replies · +7 points

I call shenanigans on Wonkette. It was Peter Brady who erupted his load of hot man juice all over Marcia and her babe friends, not Greg. Uh, wake up, sheeple?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v49CXu2nlnM

318 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Black Yale Student, NY... · 0 replies · +41 points

"Heavens, a YALE man!"
-Thurston Howell III