quellthesparkle

quellthesparkle

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: Take it to... · 7 replies · +42 points

The Ladies exist outside of our puny space/time continuum.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +18 points

Super fun, colorful 60s spy movie. I really liked it.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 6 replies · +20 points

That's the Man from UNCLE movie, but it's Henry Cavill.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women Who Have Gone Ba... · 1 reply · +31 points

I will gladly take a living room toilet over a wooden bucket.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women Who Have Gone Ba... · 5 replies · +92 points

Counter-counter point:

9 years ago @ The Toast - A Slightly Subdued Ope... · 1 reply · +86 points

Just remember, the real Toast was the friends we made along the way.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Everything That's Wron... · 3 replies · +75 points

Is this where I tell the story about how an enterprising raccoon attempted to open a bordello above my bedroom? And then it died there while I was away at college?

Just say no to raccoons.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How To Respond When Yo... · 0 replies · +22 points

I have, as do you, eyes.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Open Thread! · 0 replies · +1 points

Seconding TaxACT.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! Mallory ... · 1 reply · +34 points

There's no way he can afford rent in Austin anymore. We're safe.