proudgrampa

proudgrampa

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298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - In Pentagon's Special ... · 0 replies · +26 points

Prime example of why we are doomed to repeat history, over and over and over...

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Week In Revie... · 0 replies · +6 points

Hep Hep Hooray!

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +1 points

According to Urban Dictionary: Nard. A round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.

What does it mean? Oh, what does it mean???

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +12 points

Which immediately went to parody in college:

Fighting soldiers from the sky
Stupid men who jumped and died
Men who meant just what they said
Now those men are very dead...

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +11 points

Wow. Stream of Unconsciousness.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +10 points

Best Twilight Zone episode ever!

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays with the Chris... · 0 replies · +8 points

I see what you did there. Well played!

305 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Did Th... · 2 replies · +12 points

This stuff just makes me sick.

And people wonder why everyone hates Americans.

306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 1 reply · +10 points

You know, if Swanson did a search on "Jesus Christ" in my conversations over the years, he would probably think I am the most religious man on the planet.

He would be wrong.

Jesus Christ on pogo stick...

306 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Derp Roundup: Biblical... · 2 replies · +24 points

The Bible in COBOL:

PROCEDURE DIVISION.

PERFORM CREATE_WORLD..
PERFORM FUCK_WORLD_UP.
PERFORM FUCK_WORLD_UP_2.
PERFORM DESTROY_PLANET.
END.
*END OF PROCEDURE DIVISION.