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Wonkette : Ferguson P.D. Now Trying To Pin Robbery On Michael Brown. This Should Go Well. (Updated)

Fri, 15 Aug 2014 19:19:31 +0000

Ferguson PD Chief just said in 3pm press conference that Wilson stopped Brown and Johnson because "they were walking in the middle of the street blocking traffic"

Wonkette : Minnesota House Candidate Definitely Does Not Know How Babby Is Formed

Fri, 11 Jul 2014 17:34:23 +0000

what about face blasting?

Wonkette : Minnesota House Candidate Definitely Does Not Know How Babby Is Formed

Fri, 11 Jul 2014 16:42:04 +0000

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed hope this helps

Wonkette : Minnesota House Candidate Definitely Does Not Know How Babby Is Formed

Fri, 11 Jul 2014 16:41:38 +0000

uh... just going to point out that AIDS does indeed stand for "acquired immunodeficiency syndrome"

Wonkette : Minnesota House Candidate Definitely Does Not Know How Babby Is Formed

Fri, 11 Jul 2014 13:26:34 +0000

On the one hand, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrosome_reaction On the other hand, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_the_fuck%3F

Wonkette : Nice Time: Enjoy This Completely Routine Federal Memo That Treats Benefits For Gay Spouses As The Bo

Mon, 1 Jul 2013 21:42:14 +0000

http://www.opm.gov/healthcare-insurance/healthcar... Still isn't updated :mad:

Wonkette : 'The New Republic' Singularly Unsuccessful At Purging Its Jews

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 18:31:10 +0000

That masthead still makes a minyan

Wonkette : Hero Connecticut Supreme Court Justices Defend Rapists From Clutches of Temptresses With Cerebral Pa

Wed, 3 Oct 2012 21:40:04 +0000

Footnote 20: Indeed, as the Appellate Court suggested; see State v. Fourtin, supra, 118 Conn. App. 49; this appears to be a case in which the state ultimately proceeded against the defendant under the wrong statute. Originally, the state also had charged the defendant with sexual assault in the second degree in violation of § 53a-71 (a) (2), attempt to commit sexual assault in the second degree in violation of §§ 53a-71 (a) (2) and 53a-49 (a) (2), and sexual assault in the second degree in violation of General Statutes (Rev. to 2005) § 53a-73a (a) (1) (B), all of which require that the victim be unable to consent to sexual intercourse because the victim is ‘‘mentally defective . . . .’’ Because the evidence established that the victim’s cognitive abilities are significantly limited, the state could well have prosecuted the defendant under those provisions. The record does not indicate why the state decided not to do so and opted instead to pursue charges requiring proof that the victim was physically helpless. By electing to prove that the victim was physically helpless rather than mentally defective, the state removed from the case all issues pertaining to the victim’s mental capacity to consent to sex. So basically, shitty prosecutor