predilectrix

predilectrix

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339 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Faith-Healing Parents ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Not sure they suffered enough the first time around or this boy might still be around.

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Derp Roundup: Your Wee... · 0 replies · +19 points

That lady judge has been Verdi, Verdi good to them. They shouldn't Mahler.

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Truckers Will ... · 0 replies · +16 points

Derpin' derpin' derpin'...
Keep them doggies derpin'

382 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Last Wonk Party Ever, ... · 0 replies · +11 points

So, you're confirming a side trip up to Seattle. Did I get that right?

387 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Poll: Michele Bach... · 0 replies · +2 points

9) Campaigns for post of Princess Kay of the Milky Way - -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Kay_of_the_Milky_Way#Princess_Program . Sits for hours in a refrigerated booth getting her head sculpted in butter. Emerges as dumb as ever, but her butter head shows greater brain wave activity.

389 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Everything Turning Up ... · 0 replies · +5 points

...for there's nothing either good or bad, but Miche1e makes it so.

392 weeks ago @ Wonkette - FBI Presser: Help Your... · 0 replies · +5 points

The readiness is all!

394 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Will Tax-Dodging Shake... · 0 replies · +3 points

And yet this artful tax-dodger wrote the speech (by King Lear) I wish all legislators would have to hear before they strip away the safety nets in this country:

Poor naked wretches, wheresoe'er you are,
That bide the pelting of this pitiless storm,
How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides,
Your loop'd and window'd raggedness, defend you
From seasons such as these? O, I have ta'en
Too little care of this! Take physic, pomp;
Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel,
That thou mayst shake the superflux to them,
And show the heavens more just.

404 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Announcing The Winners... · 0 replies · +15 points

It took me a while to parse your words "doesn't have a log in" as you intended, since, this being Wonkette, I figured there was a dick joke there somewhere. But mazel tov anyway.

404 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Live-Blogging Whatever... · 0 replies · +10 points

"11:39 a.m. — Haha, B. Barry Bamz stoled Mittens’ Mormon choir. " And he hired Her Lady Noonington to conduct it?!?