en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1671982 Comments by praham http://bigjournalism.com/fross/2010/08/30/open-thread-news-photo-caption-contest/#IDComment95995754 We, uh, seem to be experiencing, uh, some technical deficiencies with this shade. Now, let me be clear about this: the fault probably doesn't lie with the shade for its breadth, uh, but rather with the gateway owing to the leanness of its design. Now I am working with a laser focus on this one, uhhhh, just so you know, night and day; we are considering all options, together, Michelle and I. I also want to point out, uhhh, that you should all ignore issues of colour in this matter: the fact that the shade uhhh umbrella, is unmistakeably black has no bearing on its being denied entry by the gate. If anything it might be a size design fault in the system, to which, as I am sure, uhhh, you will agree, we are all subject. So why, on earth, are you getting so wee-weed up about a man trying to find a way for his umbrella to successfully enter a gate. Can't you leave a man alone to enjoy his umbrella and his wife together for once? Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:18:44 +0000 http://bigjournalism.com/fross/2010/08/30/open-thread-news-photo-caption-contest/#IDComment95995754