gdp's Comments

Wonkette : Devil Child Scott Walker Welcomes Gun Nuts And Their Weapons To Capitol

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 14:58:09 +0000

That's not a nice way to talk about WMC.

Wonkette : Fox And Friends Call Protester Mom 'Filth' For Joining #OWS

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 16:29:24 +0000

Hope dies last.

Wonkette : NJ GOP Mayor Has 'No Idea' How Rentboy Got Sexy Pictures of Him

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 16:46:35 +0000

Those are some super-special underpants he has on. Bet he bought them just for the occassion.

Wonkette : White Lady Can't See Why Black 'Scarecrow' Hung By Noose Is Racist

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 15:32:04 +0000

Billie Holiday ref FTW!

Wonkette : John McCain And Lindsey Graham's Old BFF Muammar Gaddafi Is Dead

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:05:16 +0000

Maybe they'll find that rat bastard pardoned bombmaker, too.

Wonkette : Grifter Herman Cain Sold Campaign $100k Worth of His Own Books

Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:26:35 +0000

That's a lot of thank-you gifts to the Koch brothers!

Wonkette : Wonkette Pals Make Milwaukee Occupation More Fun

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:32:24 +0000

I wish you would have protested the St. Louis Cardinals, instead.

Wonkette : Obama Starting New War In ... Uganda! Sure, Uganda Sounds Good

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 20:10:50 +0000

(Snark off) The guy is a freak. He probably does eat humans. He makes kids (8,9,10, whatever) kill people, rapes lots. Gets his kid soldiers hooked on drugs. You get the idea. Of course, this doesn't explain why we are going there.

Wonkette : Lead GOP Candidate's Economic Plan Stolen From A Computer Game

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 18:47:14 +0000

Agricultural policy by Farmville.

Wonkette : Fashion Update: Ron Paul Possibly Wearing Eyebrow Wigs

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 17:01:36 +0000

basic html? Awesome! It's like 1995 all over again (and note the eyebrows!)

Wonkette : Fashion Update: Ron Paul Possibly Wearing Eyebrow Wigs

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 16:46:07 +0000

It looks like he has a couple of mouse pelts taped to his head. *BTW, how the heck do I embed a link in a comment? (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2011/10/17/111017sh_shouts_pearson)

Wonkette : Fashion Update: Ron Paul Possibly Wearing Eyebrow Wigs

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 16:39:02 +0000

That's where he kept the missle codes.

Wonkette : Ungrateful NYC Panhandler Reminds Wall Street CEO of Barack Obama

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:55:51 +0000

I'm surprised he didn't ask for a receipt and proof of 501(c)(3) status.

Wonkette : Ungrateful NYC Panhandler Reminds Wall Street CEO of Barack Obama

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:34:09 +0000

he "gave instinctively." $1. Those are some sharp instincts.

Wonkette : Early Primary States Just Cold Screaming At Each Other All Day Long

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:44:00 +0000

Yes. The applique baby Jesus is holding a copy of Beck's latest book; the elephant looks on adoringly and the donkey is dead.

Wonkette : Early Primary States Just Cold Screaming At Each Other All Day Long

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:29:44 +0000

Early December? Early January? Look forward to constant commercials for "Christmas with the Cains"--Herman with a Bible in one hand; Mrs. Cain in her finest Christmas sweater, "wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas". Maybe Herman will put on a Christmas sweater, too. Good times ahead!

Wonkette : Secret U.S. 'Kill List' Somehow Not In Rand Paul's Paranoid Spam Forwards

Fri, 7 Oct 2011 14:12:47 +0000

You got the wrong people. In a panic, the Rand Paul types put on their Hilbilly Militia uniforms, grab all their guns, ammo boxes, and pickup trucks, and set up "check points" on county highways, where they spend the day drinking shit beer and passing conspiracy theories about Sharia law in the next county over.

Wonkette : Evil Bank of America Crippled By People Closing Their Accounts

Thu, 6 Oct 2011 16:32:45 +0000

Yes. If they don't have money on deposit and fees for income, they don't have a business.

Wonkette : Inventor of Pretty Much Everything Steve Jobs Dies At 56

Thu, 6 Oct 2011 13:05:21 +0000

So did DC's "Fox 5 news at 10". The local news program that constantly surprises (in all ways good and bad) spent quite a while talking about him.

Wonkette : Chicago Board of Trade Princes Mock Occupy Chicago Protesters From On High

Thu, 6 Oct 2011 12:52:20 +0000

FTW!