gdp's Comments

Defense Tech : USSOCOM Wants Computer-Draining Tech

Thu, 20 Nov 2014 01:34:18 +0000

Low tech wins. Imagine an operator having to call the helpdesk to get his battlebox 9000 to integrate with goat poop encrusted hardware on the batlefield. Also consider the fact that technology reduces itself in size at a rate that makes this sort of voodoo less necessary every day.

Defense Tech : China's FC-31 Stealth Fighter Makes Statement at Zhuhai Air Show

Thu, 20 Nov 2014 01:02:47 +0000

Problem with a Chinese fighter is that after it bombs something, it has to go back 20 minutes and bomb it again.

Big Government : Incoherent Lunatics Scream at Sarah Palin in Wisconsin

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 19:25:34 +0000

So easy, even a caveman can do it.

ScrappleFace : CARTOON: Framers Labor to Craft Comprehensible Constitution

Mon, 3 Jan 2011 02:43:31 +0000

They know EXACTLY where the're going which is what makes us say "Hey, where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?"

ScrappleFace : CARTOON: Framers Labor to Craft Comprehensible Constitution

Sun, 2 Jan 2011 15:19:52 +0000

Klein understands the Constitution. He hates it for the same reason all progressives hate it. The Constitution stands in their way. That's why academics won't teach it and journalists trivialize and mock it. The President, who is a Constitutional scholar stated that the Constitution is a "charter of negative liberties" because it limits what government can do.

ScrappleFace : Obama Policy Barrage Combats Dem Reelection Threat

Wed, 7 Apr 2010 14:07:21 +0000

OK, we can now stop comparing Obama to Castro. Castro could throw a pitch.

ScrappleFace : Trifecta: Moral Clarity, Full Speed Ahead

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 15:56:48 +0000

Unicorn flatus is on the US Department of Energy green energy list, which explains all of the unicorn ranches popping up in China.

ScrappleFace : Trifecta: Moral Clarity, Full Speed Ahead

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 14:50:02 +0000

That will be yours right after you buy a GM car that runs on pixie dust and good vibes.

ScrappleFace : Trifecta: Moral Clarity, Full Speed Ahead

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 13:43:58 +0000

Dear Mr Ott, Healthcare is a right! I'm sure that you'll understand that since we've turned rights into entitlements and at long last have turned entitlements into mandates, the logical conclusion is that we must also round everyone up and force them to go to a government approved church. After all, religion is a right clearly acknowledged by the 1st amendment of the constitution. And don't make any plans for Tuesday because an ATF agent will be coming by to deliver a rifle and a crate of ammo as mandated by the 2nd amendment of the constitution. Sincerely, Your favorite Uncle

ScrappleFace : State of the Union Speech Pivots to Employment Reform

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:10:13 +0000

As we know, Haiti is without a functioning government. To help out, I am donating one Obama, one Pelosi, one Reid, one Frank, one Coakley and two Clintons!

ScrappleFace : Obama: Coakley Victorious if Brown Gets Less Than 60%

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:29:28 +0000

Intercepted email: To: Scott Brown From: Sarah Palin Dear Scott, If some kid named Levi shows up on your doorstep looking for one of your daughters, you might not want to let him in. Love, Sarah

ScrappleFace : Obama: Coakley Victorious if Brown Gets Less Than 60%

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:15:58 +0000

Who's going to pay my mortgage? Who's going to put gas in my car? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI

ScrappleFace : Obama: Coakley Victorious if Brown Gets Less Than 60%

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:13:07 +0000

Hey Michelle, does this mean our souls are broken again? Ouch. I hate it when that happens...

ScrappleFace : Obama: Coakley Victorious if Brown Gets Less Than 60%

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 02:18:21 +0000

Coakley concedes! Say Hi to Senator Brown.

ScrappleFace : Obama: Coakley Victorious if Brown Gets Less Than 60%

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:41:36 +0000

Ya just can't make this stuff up! "Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys whose policies drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?" - Chris Van Hollen, the chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee making an unfortunate reference to Teddy Kennedy while trying to help Coakley win the late senator's seat. http://althouse.blogspot.com/2010/01/why-would-yo...

ScrappleFace : Reid: Martha Coakley 'more than just my 60th Yes-Man'

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:43:31 +0000

You're not losing your mind, bober, Turns out that Obama voters may have voted for the good of the country after all. McCain the appeaser RINO would have been a victory in name only and he would have lulled America back to sleep while allowing this country to continue a slow descent. Obama and the Chicago mob brought us to rock bottom and threw cold water on us. We have no choice but to stand up.

ScrappleFace : Reid: Martha Coakley 'more than just my 60th Yes-Man'

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:03:22 +0000

Robertson is indeed a fool, but he was right about Hugo Chavez, proving that even a blind squirrel will get an acorn.