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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock Spending ... · 0 replies · +12 points

Worth pointing out that Jonathan moved from wedding photography to a documentary filmmaker - quite a leap - in a story about Travis, the man in the photo with the prosthetics. Who was a big supporter of the documentary? Aaron Schock, of course! . I wonder who helped this Texas wedding photography become a director of a film about an Illinois soldier?

But note the bio mention about Jonathan and his wife.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Space Case Donald Trum... · 0 replies · +15 points

His hair is floating in the most peculiar way.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - What Do You Want To Do... · 0 replies · +7 points

Can you imagine Ablow on some blow?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox 'Psychiatrist' Kei... · 4 replies · +11 points

Coulter is the OT (Original Troll). I admire her ability to take any subject and make it a symptom of moral decay caused by liberals. I also admire how she cashes in on fulfilling the sexual fantasies of right wing neckbeards everywhere, without actually having sex.

Also, she and Geraldo actually banged once, so there's that.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Virginia Legislators W... · 0 replies · +7 points

I break it down this way: Conservatives hate change, above all else. That's the main reason they are opposed to the Redskins name change: it's been Redskins for 80 years, so it should never change.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Nobody Is Afraid Of La... · 1 reply · +15 points

Sean Hannity was intimidated by New Black Panther Party wearing berets at a polling station. Can you imagine how quickly his head would explode if Huey or Bobby rose from the grave and open carried in his neighborhood?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Here's Your Video With... · 0 replies · +10 points

Students, during their short and brutish existence on the planet, using humor to manage the awkwardness of their sexual awakening.

And a parent who never succesfully managed this seeking retribution against others.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Wins The Cr... · 1 reply · +32 points

Glenn speaks loudly because he's carrying a tiny stick.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Godzilla Crushes Campe... · 0 replies · +1 points

Love my Camper Van. Saw them last fall at State Theater w/ Lowry's Cracker. For DCites, Cracker's coming to Rams Head in July.

Lowry's fighting the lonely and good fight for artists getting a bigger slice of internet royalties.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Stop Persecuting Chris... · 0 replies · +2 points

Mississippi has all wheels in the ditch
And none on the track