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363 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Aaron Schock Spending ... · 0 replies · +12 points

Worth pointing out that Jonathan moved from wedding photography to a documentary filmmaker - quite a leap - in a story about Travis, the man in the photo with the prosthetics. Who was a big supporter of the documentary? Aaron Schock, of course! . I wonder who helped this Texas wedding photography become a director of a film about an Illinois soldier?

But note the bio mention about Jonathan and his wife.

377 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Space Case Donald Trum... · 0 replies · +15 points

His hair is floating in the most peculiar way.

377 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What Do You Want To Do... · 0 replies · +7 points

Can you imagine Ablow on some blow?

395 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox 'Psychiatrist' Kei... · 4 replies · +11 points

Coulter is the OT (Original Troll). I admire her ability to take any subject and make it a symptom of moral decay caused by liberals. I also admire how she cashes in on fulfilling the sexual fantasies of right wing neckbeards everywhere, without actually having sex.

Also, she and Geraldo actually banged once, so there's that.

396 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Virginia Legislators W... · 0 replies · +7 points

I break it down this way: Conservatives hate change, above all else. That's the main reason they are opposed to the Redskins name change: it's been Redskins for 80 years, so it should never change.

398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nobody Is Afraid Of La... · 1 reply · +15 points

Sean Hannity was intimidated by New Black Panther Party wearing berets at a polling station. Can you imagine how quickly his head would explode if Huey or Bobby rose from the grave and open carried in his neighborhood?

398 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here's Your Video With... · 0 replies · +10 points

Students, during their short and brutish existence on the planet, using humor to manage the awkwardness of their sexual awakening.

And a parent who never succesfully managed this seeking retribution against others.

400 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Wins The Cr... · 1 reply · +32 points

Glenn speaks loudly because he's carrying a tiny stick.

401 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Godzilla Crushes Campe... · 0 replies · +1 points

Love my Camper Van. Saw them last fall at State Theater w/ Lowry's Cracker. For DCites, Cracker's coming to Rams Head in July.

Lowry's fighting the lonely and good fight for artists getting a bigger slice of internet royalties.

401 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Stop Persecuting Chris... · 0 replies · +2 points

Mississippi has all wheels in the ditch
And none on the track