en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1719746 Comments by peaceocrap http://wonkette.com/489870/petition-to-punch-grover-norquist-in-dick-removed-from-white-house-petition-site#IDComment491296750 Grover Dick Punch never goes over very well at the school dances, even after it's laced. Thu, 15 Nov 2012 17:13:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/489870/petition-to-punch-grover-norquist-in-dick-removed-from-white-house-petition-site#IDComment491296750 http://wonkette.com/483788/is-paul-ryan-on-the-marijuana#IDComment438070397 "...That is not a high priority of ours..." He said high. Mon, 10 Sep 2012 21:35:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483788/is-paul-ryan-on-the-marijuana#IDComment438070397 http://wonkette.com/483760/barack-obama-now-committing-crimes-of-plagiarism-against-himself#IDComment438010574 Doesn't Schoenkopf mean pretty head? Mon, 10 Sep 2012 19:06:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483760/barack-obama-now-committing-crimes-of-plagiarism-against-himself#IDComment438010574 http://wonkette.com/483752/fifteen-percent-of-ohio-republicans-mitt-romney-killed-bin-laden#IDComment438008010 Thank you. Now I will never have blah again. Mon, 10 Sep 2012 18:59:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/483752/fifteen-percent-of-ohio-republicans-mitt-romney-killed-bin-laden#IDComment438008010 http://wonkette.com/481630/todd-akins-final-answer-hes-in-it-to-win-it-also-too-911#IDComment426096216 Macaca was a man. Akins only insulted women, so no big deal. Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:16:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/481630/todd-akins-final-answer-hes-in-it-to-win-it-also-too-911#IDComment426096216 http://wonkette.com/480238/republicans-renege-on-debt-deal-for-a-change#IDComment416662584 "...saying that will threaten national security and tens of thousands of defense-related private-sector jobs." But I keep seeing letters to the editor explaining that gummint doesn't create jobs. Surely all those self-made defense contractors will find something else to sell after the cutbacks - they're plucky individualists, after all. Mon, 6 Aug 2012 22:05:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/480238/republicans-renege-on-debt-deal-for-a-change#IDComment416662584 http://wonkette.com/479939/michigan-rep-john-conyers-totally-trolls-english-only-hearings#IDComment414002824 From Detroit to Albuquerque, from the Mississippi Delta to the Patomac, from San Francisco to Pensacola, this great nation was built on the English language! Thu, 2 Aug 2012 18:44:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/479939/michigan-rep-john-conyers-totally-trolls-english-only-hearings#IDComment414002824 http://wonkette.com/479533/around-the-world-with-lloyd-dangle-austeritys-a-bitch-and-then-you-die#IDComment411851981 The IMF has been ruining third world economies with these prescriptions for generations. Now the banksters are finally moving on to Europe. Mon, 30 Jul 2012 18:52:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/479533/around-the-world-with-lloyd-dangle-austeritys-a-bitch-and-then-you-die#IDComment411851981 http://wonkette.com/471836/adam-yauch-remembrances-wolf-blitzer-edition#IDComment354316098 Now you've done it. That song will run in a loop in my head for the whole weekend. Fri, 4 May 2012 23:47:44 +0000 http://wonkette.com/471836/adam-yauch-remembrances-wolf-blitzer-edition#IDComment354316098 http://wonkette.com/469909/friendly-republicans-offer-to-help-obama-out-by-looking-into-this-whole-hooker-thing-for-him#IDComment340496132 See? Both sides do it. Republican Congressmen get caught with rentboys, and members of the military & secret service get prostitutes in a country where it's legal, while the President is a D. So really there's lots of shame to go around for both parties. Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:31:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/469909/friendly-republicans-offer-to-help-obama-out-by-looking-into-this-whole-hooker-thing-for-him#IDComment340496132 http://wonkette.com/469806/war-on-moms-update-moms-retreat-to-gun-convention#IDComment338403613 Thank God! I've been wondering how Palin is the victim in this, now we'll all find out. Fri, 13 Apr 2012 20:54:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/469806/war-on-moms-update-moms-retreat-to-gun-convention#IDComment338403613 http://wonkette.com/458284/combat-operations-in-iraq-end-a-second-time-gingrich-loses-coveted-gary-busey-endorsement#IDComment238465361 We know where they WMDs are. They're in the area around Tehran, east, west, south and north somewhat. Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:31:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/458284/combat-operations-in-iraq-end-a-second-time-gingrich-loses-coveted-gary-busey-endorsement#IDComment238465361 http://wonkette.com/457412/republican-strategists-frightened-to-death-by-ows-movement#IDComment231281959 This "OWS' messages are confused and confusing" crap is transparently false. They know exactly what OWS is pissed about. I do hope they're scared. Thu, 1 Dec 2011 21:12:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/457412/republican-strategists-frightened-to-death-by-ows-movement#IDComment231281959 http://wonkette.com/453202/rick-santorum-proposes-olds-die-off-sooner-to-save-social-security#IDComment193380207 Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? Wed, 14 Sep 2011 18:32:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/453202/rick-santorum-proposes-olds-die-off-sooner-to-save-social-security#IDComment193380207 http://wonkette.com/452576/texas-high-school-catches-al-jazeera-terrorist-trying-to-ask-people-about-911#IDComment190407523 You're not allowed to ask people questions here. Where do you think you are, someplace where the freedom of the press is guaranteed right in our founding document? Tue, 6 Sep 2011 18:38:43 +0000 http://wonkette.com/452576/texas-high-school-catches-al-jazeera-terrorist-trying-to-ask-people-about-911#IDComment190407523 http://wonkette.com/452384/u-s-military-as-good-at-fraud-as-it-is-killing-random-brown-people#IDComment188764585 But look at what that money is buying us. We're winning wars all over the place! I know this because BushBama has been telling us we're winning for ten years. It's glorious the way we're always winning these wars. I hope they go on forever so we can continue to win! Thu, 1 Sep 2011 17:46:32 +0000 http://wonkette.com/452384/u-s-military-as-good-at-fraud-as-it-is-killing-random-brown-people#IDComment188764585 http://wonkette.com/452065/republican-barack-obama-says-filthy-tar-sands-pipeline-is-great#IDComment186885025 It'd be nice to see Obama cave to the majority in the center just once, rather than always caving to the plutocrats. Fri, 26 Aug 2011 18:44:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/452065/republican-barack-obama-says-filthy-tar-sands-pipeline-is-great#IDComment186885025 http://wonkette.com/451729/karl-rove-forces-media-to-write-another-will-sarah-palin-run-story#IDComment186024089 The two things that aren't clear to me at this point are: a.) How is Sarah the victim, and b.) How will Obama cave? This is 2011, people! Palin is the victim and Obama caves: PVOC or GTFO. Wed, 24 Aug 2011 04:56:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/451729/karl-rove-forces-media-to-write-another-will-sarah-palin-run-story#IDComment186024089 http://wonkette.com/451487/no-wait-historians-now-referring-to-bush-obama-presidencies#IDComment184394106 You said it, Sue. Nixon couldn't run as a Democrat today. Sorry, no snark today. Thu, 18 Aug 2011 21:25:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/451487/no-wait-historians-now-referring-to-bush-obama-presidencies#IDComment184394106 http://wonkette.com/451223/gop-debate-winner-barack-obama-says-no-more-press-releases#IDComment182659276 And then Obama caved. Sat, 13 Aug 2011 03:56:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/451223/gop-debate-winner-barack-obama-says-no-more-press-releases#IDComment182659276