pantone292

pantone292

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260 weeks ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +22 points

re: 3 I kind of disagree--I thought that was less a revelation than a character moment (I mean, we already know she's real old I thought.) She's losing faith that her magic means anything and her god is real--catching sight of herself in the mirror, she realizes that even her face is just another shitty illusion that isn't representative of real power. It's more a "ahhh the person Davos etc are depending on is giving up" moment than a WHOA "she's old and tricked everyone" moment. LOL I've never written anything on the internet about Game of Thrones before!!!

265 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +3 points

Yes this actually also happened to me once with my apartment. But has my lock luck run out?!

265 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oof, sorry about your bike but thanks for the tips!

265 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +3 points

no I am not, but perhaps the owner is in the same position! I am sending them a good thought this afternoon.

265 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

It is very sturdy :) :(

265 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 24 replies · +14 points

Hi I have a weird question that I have been avoiding asking in real life because I don't want to actually see the judgment in anybody's eyes:

An amount of time ago that can be measured in months (not, small-blessedly, in years) I locked my (old, not worth very much, but I want it) bike to a pole on a very quiet street with a U-lock. I do not have the key or any way of getting another key (in times gone by I registered with the company like you're supposed to, but Not This Time.) How do I get my bike??? Help

266 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 9 replies · +202 points

I GOT INTO GRAD SCHOOL AND I FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT IT

293 weeks ago @ The Toast - Dirtbag Medea · 4 replies · +142 points

MEDEA: aunt circe I uh
MEDEA: I killed my brother
MEDEA: can you like...fix it
CIRCE: lol OBVIOUSLY
CIRCE: high five btw, get busy killing, fucking, or transforming men or get busy dying

331 weeks ago @ The Toast - Numbers That Should Ha... · 4 replies · +61 points

My favorite thing I've ever next-day found in my google searches is an angry, frustrated "DOES EVERYONE ADMIT OKLAHOMA MUSICAL IS TERRIBLE"

331 weeks ago @ The Toast - Dirtbag Theseus · 1 reply · +94 points

HERACLES: Theseus greatest of Athenians, I have come to the underworld to rescue you
THESEUS: cool thanks
THESEUS: let's boogie
HERACLES: But we have not yet rescued Pirathous, your own and only sworn best friend
THESEUS: who
HERACLES: Your Pirathous, who helped you to carry off Helen for your bride
THESEUS: oh
THESEUS: the guy that goes everywhere with me and does everything with me and helps me kidnap semi divine chicks
THESEUS: he's just some dude