hypnic jerk

hypnic jerk

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104 weeks ago @ The Toast - The Pitch Meeting for ... · 0 replies · +7 points

That line made me straight up giggle out loud.

160 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

yeah, tensing up makes it hurt more.

160 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

I found the worst part about the side-ribcage was holding still. My body was achey-sore after just from holding the position.

160 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 1 reply · +40 points

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "hey, you know you've got a steering wheel caught in your fly?"
The pirate answers, "aye, and it's driving me nuts!"

160 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 2 replies · +4 points

I waited a similar amount of time between my first and second. The foot is pretty painful, but just remember how temporary the pain is? When the needle is off your skin it doesn't hurt anymore. What are you getting?

160 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 2 replies · +53 points

Today is my last day of work before I begin my year of maternity leave! I'm so happy to be done, and if I had full mobility I might be dancing like this guy:
happydance/

161 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 1 reply · +1 points

Sorry I suck at replying to emails! I'll get it done soonish!

161 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +10 points

Hey job-hunter? If the first words you ever say to me are "oh wow, you've got quite a baby bump there", guess what, your resume is going directly into the recycling.

161 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +3 points

Makes sense! Husband-as-labour-support-person has become an expectation for the men of this generation like none other. It's a very recent development in human history that they've even been welcome in the room.

161 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

If the toy is for a baby, I just embroider eyes with black yarn.
If it's for someone old enough to not bite parts of the toy off, I'll just use buttons.
I will say here that eye placement is CRUCIAL to the cuteness factor of the finished item. Take your time making sure they are exactly right before committing.