Half Life: The Movie
This film does not follow the story of Gordon Freeman (leading men can't wear glasses) but instead focuses on the infinitely more interesting character that is the Crow Bar. The movie is a huge scale biopic, beginning with the forging of the crowbar on Mt. Olympus (by Zeus obviously), its rise through the Hollywood system culminating in a brief albeit show stealing performance in Home Alone (as Marv's crowbar), and its inevitable fall from grace resulting in hitting rock bottom: playing second fiddle to Freeman, the faux star of the Half Life franchise. Needless to say, the voice Crow Bar will be provided by Morgan Freeman.