en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1642203 Comments by north_of_moscow http://wonkette.com/574504/classy-australian-obituary-calls-thorn-birds-author-fat-ugly-national-treasure#IDComment946291931 "Ted Bundy, a strikingly handsome fellow with an electrifying personality...." Fri, 30 Jan 2015 16:54:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574504/classy-australian-obituary-calls-thorn-birds-author-fat-ugly-national-treasure#IDComment946291931 http://wonkette.com/574156/congressmoron-louie-gohmert-quite-displeased-with-our-republican-females#IDComment945619782 Embryos before hoes, right fellas? Wed, 28 Jan 2015 14:59:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574156/congressmoron-louie-gohmert-quite-displeased-with-our-republican-females#IDComment945619782 http://wonkette.com/574129/mike-huckabee-simply-fainting-at-crass-broads-and-their-sweary-filthy-shtmouths#IDComment945394684 In Iowa? Well, we got trouble, with a capital T, and the rhymes with P and that stands for Phuck You. Tue, 27 Jan 2015 21:57:50 +0000 http://wonkette.com/574129/mike-huckabee-simply-fainting-at-crass-broads-and-their-sweary-filthy-shtmouths#IDComment945394684 http://wonkette.com/569731/fine-here-is-your-big-colbert-report-farewell-number#IDComment930929602 I bet some monumental hate-fucking happened at that after-party. Fri, 19 Dec 2014 17:59:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569731/fine-here-is-your-big-colbert-report-farewell-number#IDComment930929602 http://wonkette.com/569058/nice-georgia-elementary-school-giving-all-its-children-the-gift-of-jesus-hooray#IDComment927877517 And the pages make great rolling papers. Fri, 12 Dec 2014 18:18:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569058/nice-georgia-elementary-school-giving-all-its-children-the-gift-of-jesus-hooray#IDComment927877517 http://wonkette.com/569043/bob-jones-university-told-rape-victims-to-repent-since-stoning-them-not-an-option#IDComment927846548 It's like there were two piles of papers, one marked "Questions for the abused" and "Questions for the abusers," and they accidentally got them mixed up. Except it wasn't an accident and fuck them are they terrible. Fri, 12 Dec 2014 16:52:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569043/bob-jones-university-told-rape-victims-to-repent-since-stoning-them-not-an-option#IDComment927846548 http://wonkette.com/569043/bob-jones-university-told-rape-victims-to-repent-since-stoning-them-not-an-option#IDComment927843916 I thought Oral Roberts was BJU. Fri, 12 Dec 2014 16:45:38 +0000 http://wonkette.com/569043/bob-jones-university-told-rape-victims-to-repent-since-stoning-them-not-an-option#IDComment927843916 http://wonkette.com/567979/morning-maddow-arizona-and-florida-declare-war-on-the-sun-video#IDComment923276950 The Sunshine State, still in the dark. Tue, 2 Dec 2014 16:12:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567979/morning-maddow-arizona-and-florida-declare-war-on-the-sun-video#IDComment923276950 http://wonkette.com/566978/massachusetts-parents-freaked-out-by-textbook-that-says-not-all-slaves-were-tortured#IDComment914566166 #NotAllSlaveOwners Tue, 18 Nov 2014 21:14:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566978/massachusetts-parents-freaked-out-by-textbook-that-says-not-all-slaves-were-tortured#IDComment914566166 http://wonkette.com/565581/gordon-klingenschmitt-to-slay-all-the-literal-demons-in-the-colorado-house#IDComment905728823 Yeah, that's Focus on the Family turf. I feel bad for all the strong-willed children who have to grow up in that beautiful, creepy place. Wed, 5 Nov 2014 21:53:14 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565581/gordon-klingenschmitt-to-slay-all-the-literal-demons-in-the-colorado-house#IDComment905728823 http://wonkette.com/564157/lemon-and-rosemary-gin-fizz-for-all-your-election-day-sorrow-drowning#IDComment904959573 Pour gin into shaker. Wave bottle of vermouth over it. Pour in glass and add olives. Repeat. Tue, 4 Nov 2014 22:52:26 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564157/lemon-and-rosemary-gin-fizz-for-all-your-election-day-sorrow-drowning#IDComment904959573 http://wonkette.com/565305/the-anti-obama-bikini-girl-video-ad-wonkette-doesnt-want-you-to-see#IDComment904769831 There were boobies and then wiener dogs, and that's all I ask out of life. Hope you make some money from it. Tue, 4 Nov 2014 16:46:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565305/the-anti-obama-bikini-girl-video-ad-wonkette-doesnt-want-you-to-see#IDComment904769831 http://wonkette.com/564301/louie-gohmert-why-is-obama-forcing-troops-to-gay-massage-each-other#IDComment896414949 Louie, do you like movies about gladiators? Fri, 24 Oct 2014 16:12:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564301/louie-gohmert-why-is-obama-forcing-troops-to-gay-massage-each-other#IDComment896414949 http://wonkette.com/562562/indiana-traffic-cop-will-save-save-your-soul-with-a-warning-ticket-and-some-jesus#IDComment885484051 "On your knees, now! Hands in front of you, like a little steeple, now!" Mon, 6 Oct 2014 19:06:29 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562562/indiana-traffic-cop-will-save-save-your-soul-with-a-warning-ticket-and-some-jesus#IDComment885484051 http://wonkette.com/562522/gop-will-give-pregnant-ladies-whatever-it-is-that-we-can-offer-except-for-one-little-thing#IDComment885398048 The voters have to ask themselves, why aren't I more pregnanter than I was six years ago? Mon, 6 Oct 2014 14:52:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562522/gop-will-give-pregnant-ladies-whatever-it-is-that-we-can-offer-except-for-one-little-thing#IDComment885398048 http://wonkette.com/562023/arkansas-hero-lady-bans-muslims-from-gun-range-so-they-cant-cut-off-your-head#IDComment882893195 I'm so glad it's fall, when all the leaves turn various shades of Muslim. Tue, 30 Sep 2014 20:38:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/562023/arkansas-hero-lady-bans-muslims-from-gun-range-so-they-cant-cut-off-your-head#IDComment882893195 http://wonkette.com/561897/oklahoma-jihad-update-please-be-more-afraid-you-are-not-afraid-enough-yet#IDComment882409379 What is it about isolated, sandy, culturally repressed places that drives people so crazy? Mon, 29 Sep 2014 21:14:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561897/oklahoma-jihad-update-please-be-more-afraid-you-are-not-afraid-enough-yet#IDComment882409379 http://wonkette.com/560311/palin-rumble-update-palins-didnt-start-the-fight-they-just-finished-it#IDComment876931810 "Don't you know who he is?" "Yes, that's why I'm hitting him." Mon, 15 Sep 2014 16:51:06 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560311/palin-rumble-update-palins-didnt-start-the-fight-they-just-finished-it#IDComment876931810 http://wonkette.com/560311/palin-rumble-update-palins-didnt-start-the-fight-they-just-finished-it#IDComment876925146 I'm assuming Bristol was holding some baby or another in her left hand, which would explain the right hook. If this goes to trial, the lawyer should throw a baby at her and see which hand she catches it with. Mon, 15 Sep 2014 16:25:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560311/palin-rumble-update-palins-didnt-start-the-fight-they-just-finished-it#IDComment876925146 http://wonkette.com/543939/high-school-administration-teaches-student-journalists-valuable-lesson-we-will-censor-you-early-and-often#IDComment804710727 Is there a virtual version of tossing x-acto knives into asbestos-laden ceiling tiles? That was my student journalism experience. Wed, 12 Mar 2014 21:24:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/543939/high-school-administration-teaches-student-journalists-valuable-lesson-we-will-censor-you-early-and-often#IDComment804710727