While I may disagree with you, I'm really glad we're having this important dialogue.
I'll take credit for #4, 5, 6, 9, and 10.
Ouch. I had a speech impediment growing up.
Now I really wish you'd added the scene that explained the dumb "NARWHAL" shout in part 3.
I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them!
The point is, ladies and gentleman, that green -- for lack of a better word -- is good.
Green is right.
Green clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Green, in all of its forms -- green for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.
And green -- you mark my words -- will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.
I actually met O'Keefe once. I have to say he's just utterly insufferable.
Sorry... this post was entirely based on an inside joke...
Yeah, it would seem a lot more patronizing or condescending to say that the average UNC student would be scared away by complex, reference-laden discussions of topical issues. I mean, in all my time at the Carolina Review, I haven't heard even the slightest whimper of protest against the CR's erudition.