Nigel

Nigel

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510 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Man Doesn't Believe In... · 0 replies · +6 points

Fucking tides, how do they work?

517 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'One or Two' Passenger... · 0 replies · +4 points

So you're saying that the TSA should hire Temple Grandin to design the checkpoints?

518 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Boehners Today, Boehne... · 0 replies · +2 points

So according to the last cartoon, Barry is adorable naif Luke Skywalker while Mitch McConnel is Darth Vader. Holy Crap the minority leader is the president's father!

519 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Nobody Thinks Barack O... · 0 replies · +2 points

On tweety bird's show this Sunday. Katty Kay suggested that Barry and Boehner might step out for "a quick fag behind the bike shed." Sounds hot to me.

522 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Lawyers Hate the Burge... · 1 reply · +3 points

This is why we need tort reform.

522 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dick Cheney Still Not ... · 0 replies · +10 points

Dude claimed his office was an actual fourth branch of government. The Constitution was too trivial to be his concern. Why would he bother apologizing to someone, for anything?

524 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Utah Congressman To Be... · 0 replies · +1 points

Find the video of him "leg wrestling" Colbert. There is no doubt.

524 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'This Is an iPhone,' J... · 0 replies · +8 points

Jim's favorite app was the one that let him communicate with the soul of Robert MacNeil, but then he found out that his old colleague was in fact still alive. I believe the app was called "email."

525 weeks ago @ Wonkette - UN Appoints Minor Bure... · 0 replies · +2 points

Cartman, is that you?

525 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Celebrate Fifty Years ... · 0 replies · +10 points

Mike Myers: "Barack Obama doesn't care about white people."