Fucking tides, how do they work?
So you're saying that the TSA should hire Temple Grandin to design the checkpoints?
So according to the last cartoon, Barry is adorable naif Luke Skywalker while Mitch McConnel is Darth Vader. Holy Crap the minority leader is the president's father!
On tweety bird's show this Sunday. Katty Kay suggested that Barry and Boehner might step out for "a quick fag behind the bike shed." Sounds hot to me.
This is why we need tort reform.
Dude claimed his office was an actual fourth branch of government. The Constitution was too trivial to be his concern. Why would he bother apologizing to someone, for anything?
Find the video of him "leg wrestling" Colbert. There is no doubt.
Jim's favorite app was the one that let him communicate with the soul of Robert MacNeil, but then he found out that his old colleague was in fact still alive. I believe the app was called "email."
Mike Myers: "Barack Obama doesn't care about white people."