When does the next shipment come in to Boulder? Those sundried heirlooms look AMAZING.
Wait wait wait - Jud found a bug in your code? The earth must be off its axis or something.
High five, Jud! Well done. Pair programming is good stuff.
What, the current office isn't fancy enough for you? You've been spoiled.
Tuck and roll! You know deep down that this is the best move for you so regardless of how hard your landings might be, it's for the best. Congrats! Coffee at Saxy's soon to celebrate!
If they had Honeycrisp, I'd be all over it. Easily the best apple out there.
Now THOSE are some tasty metaphors. Bravo.
"My dad was hardly around, but when he was, it was like he wasn't even there. He and his weird Italian Doctor friend used to sit around for hours, throwing weird-colored pills at each other...
Crap! You stole my R.O.B reference. Damn.
Mass points for Kitty Kuato (both the concept and the alliteration) and the triple alliteration of "Mutated Mexi-Martians". Most excellent grammaring.