Good thing Ronnie Reagan is dead else he'd be at the top o' the list!
Hate to shit on your snark, but how's about cool it with the "stupid kids" for a bit eh?
"And black ladies wearing their hair straightened makes us kind of sad, because we do not want them to have to conform to European beauty ideals..." So Michael Jackson makes you kind of sad? Wait, what?
"...a rival campus christian group.." I didn't know there was a competition for the favors of the Lord. Does that involve the speaking in tongues challenge?
No nuts unless it's TruckNutz!
OK, wait wait, with S.E. (Cee) Cupp & Rusty Humphries?!?!?!?!?!HAAHAHAHAHAHA
You better buy that boy some Trucknutz!