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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Elisabeth Hasselbeck K... · 0 replies · +3 points

But would that make her a smart-ass?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - ‘Atlas Shrugged’ P... · 1 reply · +12 points

To sweeten that offer, I'll donate an "I'm with stupid" tee-shirt to every member of the screening audience.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Summers Vs. Warren Ban... · 0 replies · +3 points

This makes me very happy. Having seen him up close and from afar, he is a grotesque, ugly, fat fuck - inside and out. The only thing of value to every ooze from the odious gasbag was methane.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 2 replies · +20 points

So he has a problem with the "coloureds"? Does he burn tyres at these get-togethers? Bleedin' tosser!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Free Speech For Tech D... · 2 replies · +4 points

but before that, lets dimension BroPax's brain:

dim brain (1,1,1)

too generous?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Can't Wait ... · 0 replies · +7 points

San Francisco has Cesar Chavez (nee Army St. - I still call it that by habit), MLK Jr. Drive (nee South Drive), and now, intersecting w/ MLK - Nancy Pelosi Drive (nee Middle Drive). So SF decided to shitcan the Army, the South, and the Middle. Sounds about right.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - George Will Knows Who ... · 0 replies · +7 points

I hope Will directs this trenchant train of analysis on his beloved cubbies:

The Cubs always lose because they are single mothers running from feral dogs.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - See The Amazing SF Chr... · 1 reply · +8 points

Longtime SF Comical subscriber & SF resident. MY copy of the paper had an entire SECTION of the newspaper w/ 100 pt heads on DOMA/Prop8. Guess you have to pay real monies for news today. In fact, the Chron site that is behind the pay wall has copious coverage. It is just these damn intertubes and suburban editions that at dated.

But what do I know. I still miss Charles McCabe.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Texas Is S... · 0 replies · +6 points

"Texas can finally secede and then we can legally embargo all their bullshit."

We're going to need a bigger customs warehouse.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Newly Published Docume... · 0 replies · +6 points

I resemble that remark!