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KATU - Portland, OR : Train trestle catches fire north of Vancouver | Transportation | Vancouver News

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:03:30 +0000

Fire is always fun, unless it is burning your skin.

KATU - Portland, OR : Oregon Supreme Court blocks execution of killer | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weather

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 16:07:12 +0000

Please don't kill Iggy Pop.

KATU - Portland, OR : Wash. man arrested in \'bath salts\' drug ring bust | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weat

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 16:04:33 +0000

3,4-methylenedioxypyrovalerone MDPV; NRG-1; Bath Salts Please people, the name Bath Salt is a code name for MDPV or methylenedioxypyrovalerone which is a neurotoxic. Many many people are ending up in mental hospitals for 1 to 2 weeks due to psychosis. If you think Pink Floyd was whacked out when he shaved off his eye brows and nipples, you should see what MDPV is doing to people.

KATU - Portland, OR : Woman lying in tall grass run over by tractor | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weather an

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 23:43:21 +0000

Obviously the city was negligent in letting grass grow 4 feet.

KATU - Portland, OR : Is the Earth flat? Salem man donates map that says it is | Arts & Culture | Salem News

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 19:10:44 +0000

The Hardy Boys could solve this mystery.

KATU - Portland, OR : Peeing in the park: \'I didn’t know it was a water supply\' | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports

Fri, 17 Jun 2011 17:40:31 +0000

I think all of you who post are brilliant.

KATU - Portland, OR : Man caught urinating in Mount Tabor reservoir prompts Portland to shift water supply | Public Spaces

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 13:55:02 +0000

50% of people pee while swimming in public swimming pools. 100% of people swimming get it in their mouth while swimming. .01% of people take a crap while swimming. .00001% of swimmers think it is a free mounds candy bar. I'm just an idiot with the internet.

KATU - Portland, OR : Questioned about bath salts, store clerk grows violent | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic W

Wed, 15 Jun 2011 18:23:20 +0000

I find these designer drugs very scary. Literally kids can walk into porn shops and head shops and buy drugs that are stronger than 10 hits of double blotter acid/LSD and tweak their ef'ing balls off. And it's totally legal. But weed is still illegal? Example = One of the Hannibal Lector movies = Hannibal convinced the guy to peel his face off with a piece of broken mirror. That is what some of these designer drugs are like. Self mutilation during a psychotic episode and you tear out your eyes so the spiders don't eat them. Or you kill your parents and eat their eyes so they cannot find the phone and turn you into the police. Upsidedown world. http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/03/worldwid...

KATU - Portland, OR : Mayor wants health insurance to pay for sex change operations for city employees | Health | KATU Com

Wed, 1 Jun 2011 04:04:31 +0000

Proof that if you are Gay, your mind thinks Queer.

KATU - Portland, OR : Suicide kits rekindle debate on assisted suicide | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weather

Fri, 27 May 2011 00:09:10 +0000

Some obese people cannot wipe. I wonder at what point does it become a problem? Like, imagine that it is getting hard to wipe. Then next week, it gets really hard, then the week after you cannot reach. You would be like, "Gee, I should have saw this coming." So should that person burden someone else for a reach around?

KATU - Portland, OR : \'The only reason we were attacked is because we were holding hands.\' | KATU.com - Portland News, S

Thu, 26 May 2011 20:50:31 +0000

Luke 12:51 - Do you think I came to bring peace on earth? No, I tell you, but division.

KATU - Portland, OR : Postal worker who defecated in yard gets to keep his job | Weird | Southeast Portland News

Thu, 26 May 2011 18:51:39 +0000

I wonder how many Couric's it weighed?

KATU - Portland, OR : Cops: Ore. bill would rein in medipot \'train wreck\' | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic We

Fri, 20 May 2011 14:47:00 +0000

I just want to purchase a joint or two with my sigs at the convenient store.

KATU - Portland, OR : Sarah Palin\'s son weds high school sweetheart | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weather a

Fri, 20 May 2011 00:39:17 +0000

Can you imagine waking up looking like Sarah, but you're a guy?

KATU - Portland, OR : Alaska man mauled by grizzly bear is now recovering in Seattle | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, T

Thu, 19 May 2011 03:02:08 +0000

Is bear meat any good? If I hated animals enough to murder them I would shoot a moose because moose eat seaweed all day long.

KATU - Portland, OR : Circumcision ban to appear on San Francisco ballot | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weath

Thu, 19 May 2011 02:34:14 +0000

They should make it illegal to have vaginal birth. All must get C sections. And then spend the first 7 years in an institution so there is no parental bonding whatsoever. Why not? There is a plan under way here folks.

KATU - Portland, OR : State trooper found alive in North Cascades | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weather and

Wed, 18 May 2011 14:30:34 +0000

He is massively anal retentive in adult life, his pathology. You might think I'm joking, but it stems from verbal scolding during those early years learning to pee.

KATU - Portland, OR : Woman, naked and confused, rescued from Sandy River | People | Clackamas News

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 16:21:02 +0000

"To the Mystery Mobile Shaggy"

KATU - Portland, OR : Woman sues police for not letting her put on pants | KATU.com - Portland News, Sports, Traffic Weath

Thu, 21 Apr 2011 14:43:20 +0000

You're absolutely correct sir. That is how Multnomah will settle for a lot less money.

KATU - Portland, OR : Salem man arrested for touching himself in a park | Crime | Salem News

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 03:52:20 +0000

People really need to smile during their mugshots. Don't be scared people, smile, you only live once.