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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Joe The Plumber Is Hum... · 0 replies · +3 points

You're missing the quote "your dead kids don't trump my second amendment rights." If ever I were to support the use of guns for anything, it would be to take every gun nut, throw them in Arizona, fence it off, throw every gun ever made inside it, and then nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure....

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Motion Picture Ass... · 0 replies · +1 points

And yet you can show severed limbs and knives sticking out of skulls on same said movie posters. But those are innocuous things, whereas holy mother of dancing Moses did you see the tits on her?

See -- just like radical Islam, we're all about banning what makes daddy get a hard on. For some unknown reason.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Irish Hospital Lets Wo... · 0 replies · +19 points

Were I her husband, I would go postal on that entire staff.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - NRO Has Smart Plan To ... · 0 replies · +2 points

"if you think we should take off and nuke the site from orbit, Doktor Zoom is on Twitter too."

It's the only way to be sure.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Reverend Teach... · 1 reply · +10 points

I have decided to follow the Rev. Orsi's precepts. Dear Dr. Orsi -- got eat a bag of d!cks.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney Can Kiss C... · 1 reply · +14 points

As Led Zep said, "when the levee breaks, momma you gotta fuck small government talking points and get some big government assistance."

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Internet Wants To Buy ... · 0 replies · +7 points

They need to get him a car with a t!ts stereo, and he can blast Queen's "I'm in Love with my Car" all night.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitt Romney: None Of Y... · 1 reply · +14 points

This is just not even funny. My wife had cancer for 8 years; we lived in constant fear of my being laid-off and thereafter being unable to get coverage for her pre-existing condition. She eventually cost more than $1 million and died in January after five weeks in a hospice that didn't take Medicare or Medicaid. I think that if I lost a loved one because of policies like this, I'd just hunt the guy down, plain and simple.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Shrill Harpy Mika Brze... · 0 replies · +2 points


11 years ago @ Wonkette - Black Congresswoman Is... · 0 replies · +5 points

To be fair, there were a lot of criticisms of that Indiana state senator who lost his cookies the other day. I don't see a lot of difference between this liberal losing her shit and that conservative losing his shit. Black or white, she should chill.