en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/1671785 Comments by mrblifil http://wonkette.com/575180/colorado-wants-to-make-it-easier-for-kids-to-spread-disease-because-america#IDComment948433307 Imagine if the government took control of women's bodies, by telling them what to do with their lady parts and all and also what if they made them feel like murderers if their fetus fails to develop a brain? Wouldn't that be terrible? I'm glad conservatives are out there protecting us from such dystopian outcomes. Fri, 6 Feb 2015 17:03:52 +0000 http://wonkette.com/575180/colorado-wants-to-make-it-easier-for-kids-to-spread-disease-because-america#IDComment948433307 http://wonkette.com/572192/atlanta-fire-chief-simply-does-not-care-for-gay-people-wingnuts-are-on-it#IDComment941235041 Fire in the Disco! Fire in the Taco Bell! Don't you want to know why we keep starting fires? It's my desire! Wed, 14 Jan 2015 16:20:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/572192/atlanta-fire-chief-simply-does-not-care-for-gay-people-wingnuts-are-on-it#IDComment941235041 http://wonkette.com/570838/local-fox-reporter-fired-just-for-making-boring-story-more-fun-and-less-true-unfair#IDComment936787875 No it took them the aftermath of the Christmas break to learn that the interview with the person of color went viral, and to realize there was a potential (however unlikely) possibility that advertisers might get tetchy. Fri, 2 Jan 2015 23:21:18 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570838/local-fox-reporter-fired-just-for-making-boring-story-more-fun-and-less-true-unfair#IDComment936787875 http://wonkette.com/570834/madonna-is-your-new-nelson-mandela-please-pass-the-cyanide#IDComment936753025 How outre! Fri, 2 Jan 2015 21:09:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/570834/madonna-is-your-new-nelson-mandela-please-pass-the-cyanide#IDComment936753025 http://wonkette.com/568328/st-louis-pd-sorry-for-joking-about-how-to-keep-us-from-killing-your-kids#IDComment924943221 Your phone's not big enough for my dick pic. Well maybe if you have the iPhone 6 I suppose. Mind you that's when it's flaccid! Sat, 6 Dec 2014 03:45:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/568328/st-louis-pd-sorry-for-joking-about-how-to-keep-us-from-killing-your-kids#IDComment924943221 http://wonkette.com/567866/klassy-gop-lady-real-sorry-for-calling-obama-daughters-skanks#IDComment922821583 Can't let 8 years go by without the children feeling threatened, now can we? Mon, 1 Dec 2014 18:31:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567866/klassy-gop-lady-real-sorry-for-calling-obama-daughters-skanks#IDComment922821583 http://wonkette.com/567673/homeschool-mom-disproves-evolution-because-science-museum-is-stupid#IDComment919894186 Grandiose narcissist is grandiose. Wed, 26 Nov 2014 18:50:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567673/homeschool-mom-disproves-evolution-because-science-museum-is-stupid#IDComment919894186 http://wonkette.com/567304/anti-abortion-lady-does-math-proving-abortion-is-fake#IDComment916614987 1/3? That's just not rational! Fri, 21 Nov 2014 19:27:40 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567304/anti-abortion-lady-does-math-proving-abortion-is-fake#IDComment916614987 http://wonkette.com/567114/people-continue-enabling-mitt-romneys-belief-that-he-is-still-relevant-for-some-reason#IDComment915252217 Feel the Mormentum!!! Wed, 19 Nov 2014 21:40:59 +0000 http://wonkette.com/567114/people-continue-enabling-mitt-romneys-belief-that-he-is-still-relevant-for-some-reason#IDComment915252217 http://wonkette.com/566966/compassionate-sidewalk-counselors-just-want-women-to-stop-being-whores-is-all#IDComment914493722 Overcompensator is overcompensating. Tue, 18 Nov 2014 19:07:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566966/compassionate-sidewalk-counselors-just-want-women-to-stop-being-whores-is-all#IDComment914493722 http://wonkette.com/566822/strip-clubs-have-to-pay-strippers-unfair-to-strip-clubs#IDComment913784094 None of this disproves the adage: "There is no sex in the Champagne Room." Mon, 17 Nov 2014 17:25:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/566822/strip-clubs-have-to-pay-strippers-unfair-to-strip-clubs#IDComment913784094 http://wonkette.com/565785/chris-christie-promises-he-will-never-stop-being-a-dick#IDComment907431554 Took a year and a half for Watergate indictments to get handed down. Only saying'... Sat, 8 Nov 2014 03:29:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/565785/chris-christie-promises-he-will-never-stop-being-a-dick#IDComment907431554 http://wonkette.com/564921/rachel-maddow-fillets-charlie-bakers-tearjerking-fisherman-story-video#IDComment901704106 Imagine if a liberal cried... Fri, 31 Oct 2014 13:13:39 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564921/rachel-maddow-fillets-charlie-bakers-tearjerking-fisherman-story-video#IDComment901704106 http://wonkette.com/564857/a-polite-disagreement-with-the-universal-outrage-on-the-catcalling-video-or-its-okay-if-you-would-like-to-fk-me#IDComment901359402 I came for the "tits." I stayed for the three-holed fuckdolls. Fri, 31 Oct 2014 03:25:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564857/a-polite-disagreement-with-the-universal-outrage-on-the-catcalling-video-or-its-okay-if-you-would-like-to-fk-me#IDComment901359402 http://wonkette.com/564760/we-found-you-double-supersecret-video-john-kasich-being-asshat#IDComment900266632 Sleep for babies? Never knew a baby who needed help in that regard. Wed, 29 Oct 2014 19:57:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/564760/we-found-you-double-supersecret-video-john-kasich-being-asshat#IDComment900266632 http://wonkette.com/563944/charlie-p-pierce-esq-misses-the-george-will-who-didnt-suck#IDComment894067005 I'm under self-quarantine for Ebola-like symptoms. Every time I read George Will I start bleeding from the eyes. Tue, 21 Oct 2014 16:02:16 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563944/charlie-p-pierce-esq-misses-the-george-will-who-didnt-suck#IDComment894067005 http://wonkette.com/563756/scott-brown-flees-pumpkin-festival-ahead-of-bloody-riot#IDComment893491716 Those photos suggest Brown ate a pumpkin in it's entirety. Either that or he's pregnant. Mon, 20 Oct 2014 23:09:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/563756/scott-brown-flees-pumpkin-festival-ahead-of-bloody-riot#IDComment893491716 http://wonkette.com/561061/wingnuts-peeing-themselves-in-hilarity-over-climate-change-march-science#IDComment879574104 It was a nice time, and a lot of people had a lot of fun, while they were also enjoying their freedumbs by making their opinions publicly known. So naturally conservatives are upset. But they're cool with football players who beat 4-year olds and kids shooting Uzis. Priorities. Mon, 22 Sep 2014 17:16:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/561061/wingnuts-peeing-themselves-in-hilarity-over-climate-change-march-science#IDComment879574104 http://wonkette.com/560907/pix-or-gtfo-san-francisco-wonkers-throwing-up-on-their-shoes-probably#IDComment878846107 It's just as I fapped to. I mean feared. Sat, 20 Sep 2014 16:57:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/560907/pix-or-gtfo-san-francisco-wonkers-throwing-up-on-their-shoes-probably#IDComment878846107 http://wonkette.com/557681/wonkette-finally-surrenders-becomes-twitchy#IDComment866918565 I thought Wonkette was Santeria? Wed, 20 Aug 2014 19:05:36 +0000 http://wonkette.com/557681/wonkette-finally-surrenders-becomes-twitchy#IDComment866918565