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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Same Jerks Who Poisone... · 0 replies · +14 points

On a positive note, you can run your pickup with tap water.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Stop Be... · 0 replies · +12 points

Rush: don't try to talk with Dominican dick in your mouth.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Watch Jon Stewart's Fa... · 0 replies · +1 points

Now the Repugnant party can stop even more good shit from happening.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rachel Maddow Fillets ... · 1 reply · +4 points

To be fair, the phrase "certainly existed to me" was preceded by, "Although they didn't exist to any other rational, sober, truthful human being in the universe, they..."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Silly Oklahoma Christi... · 0 replies · +11 points

If the sexy witch costume goes, then criminally insane, heavy drug-using religious zealots have won.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - You're Not Going To To... · 0 replies · +2 points

Baby Clarence First Words: "There's a pubic hair on my formula bottle."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Bill O'Reilly Will Thr... · 0 replies · +5 points

O'Really is causing more fever and inflammation than Ebola. But he's fair and balanced with loose stool.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Mitch McConnell Is Not... · 0 replies · +5 points

Mitch is what happens when your Mom and Dad are also brother and sister.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Space Case Donald Trum... · 0 replies · +16 points

Donald, may I see your high school equivalency diploma? Blew up is not hyphenated. Neither is blow me.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Just Might... · 0 replies · +10 points

After you're done "buggin the crap" out of us, maybe you could use all that crap and make a half a pie.