On a positive note, you can run your pickup with tap water.
Rush: don't try to talk with Dominican dick in your mouth.
Now the Repugnant party can stop even more good shit from happening.
To be fair, the phrase "certainly existed to me" was preceded by, "Although they didn't exist to any other rational, sober, truthful human being in the universe, they..."
If the sexy witch costume goes, then criminally insane, heavy drug-using religious zealots have won.
Baby Clarence First Words: "There's a pubic hair on my formula bottle."
O'Really is causing more fever and inflammation than Ebola. But he's fair and balanced with loose stool.
Mitch is what happens when your Mom and Dad are also brother and sister.
Donald, may I see your high school equivalency diploma? Blew up is not hyphenated. Neither is blow me.
After you're done "buggin the crap" out of us, maybe you could use all that crap and make a half a pie.