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300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Same Jerks Who Poisone... · 0 replies · +14 points

On a positive note, you can run your pickup with tap water.

310 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh: Stop Be... · 0 replies · +12 points

Rush: don't try to talk with Dominican dick in your mouth.

311 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Watch Jon Stewart's Fa... · 0 replies · +1 points

Now the Repugnant party can stop even more good shit from happening.

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rachel Maddow Fillets ... · 1 reply · +4 points

To be fair, the phrase "certainly existed to me" was preceded by, "Although they didn't exist to any other rational, sober, truthful human being in the universe, they..."

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Silly Oklahoma Christi... · 0 replies · +11 points

If the sexy witch costume goes, then criminally insane, heavy drug-using religious zealots have won.

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You're Not Going To To... · 0 replies · +2 points

Baby Clarence First Words: "There's a pubic hair on my formula bottle."

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bill O'Reilly Will Thr... · 0 replies · +5 points

O'Really is causing more fever and inflammation than Ebola. But he's fair and balanced with loose stool.

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mitch McConnell Is Not... · 0 replies · +5 points

Mitch is what happens when your Mom and Dad are also brother and sister.

312 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Space Case Donald Trum... · 0 replies · +16 points

Donald, may I see your high school equivalency diploma? Blew up is not hyphenated. Neither is blow me.

313 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Just Might... · 0 replies · +10 points

After you're done "buggin the crap" out of us, maybe you could use all that crap and make a half a pie.