mollpants

mollpants

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +26 points

no way at "Surf Goldblum." Does Jeff Goldblum secretly read the Toast??

HELLO, JEFF

10 years ago @ The Toast - I Demand to Know What ... · 3 replies · +51 points

Let's not lie; I'd wear all of these.

edit: actually Matt where are the links to purchase them though

edit edit: thank god I didn't buy that orca submersible Jaya posted the other day so I can afford that TIGER SHIRT

10 years ago @ The Toast - Awful Scenes in Otherw... · 0 replies · +16 points

...Straws?

10 years ago @ The Toast - Awful Scenes in Otherw... · 1 reply · +68 points



this is how Michael Fassbender feels about the Ghostbusters sex scene.

10 years ago @ The Toast - What Does Michael Fass... · 0 replies · +24 points

HELLO TERROR THY NAME IS THAT HEADER GRAPHIC

(although I am sort of fond of that disgruntled-looking one on the right)

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Future Is Here and... · 1 reply · +4 points

The music for the orca submarine video is A LOT as is the style sense of the man driving it.

Basically, I am purchasing it now

10 years ago @ The Toast - What Is Prince Talking... · 1 reply · +11 points

WHERE IS THE "FUNK JUNKY" ILLUSTRATION, MATT LUBCHANSKY?! Huh?? Its exclusion is a disservice.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 1 reply · +3 points

10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh man, grass greener tho. For the first 90% of my life I would have PAID to be 5'7". (although that's pretty tall on the grand scheme of things!)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +12 points

Holy shit, can we have Toastie Appreciation Crepe Breakfast??!

Or just crepes for me now.