I wish! Did you go to the Monica Crowley School of Snark?
Excellent explanation. Thanks a lot!
She's STILL making Al Gore/Internet jokes? WTF???
"We're pulling for Jizzy." Cracking up!!!
NEWELL you are TOO MUCH and I am so happy you are BACK!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!! Welcome back! Now I don't have to make an extra trip to Gawker to read you.
Reading WONKETTE's comments on all this bs is the only thing that makes it all even slightly bearable.
YES!!! That IS the only bright side to this. Otherwise I was totally depressed to read this (even with MSNBC being as bad as it is already!).
I am so so SO sorry to hear it but good luck you'll need it (but you know that).
As profound as your regular posts are hysterical. Good job, Riley.