merkin_capital

merkin_capital

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7 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Housekeeping: IT'S NOT... · 4 replies · +9 points

i miss us bander

7 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Housekeeping: This Is ... · 0 replies · +8 points

Some of my favorite internetting happened here and it was 100% due to your writing and witicisms - mostly long before it felt like the site was giving my computer a virus but even after. Thanks for everything and see you at the new site!

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Ex-Banker Relishing Li... · 0 replies · +11 points

Financial advisers calling themselves bankers is the both the new and old KI.

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Posthumous Memoir By B... · 1 reply · +6 points

My favorite was: "Wait til you see my maid, Marsha. Quite the stunner. Marlon Brando used to come to the house three times a week just to stick it in her ass. And that was before it was fashionable."

-guy who can't distinguish between quotable Bobs

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Coffee Is For Closers:... · 0 replies · +2 points

Templar: I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself $15,000. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU?

PW MD: Fuck, that's a lot of money.

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Layoffs Watch '16: Mac... · 0 replies · +12 points

The koala bears say, "we're warm and fuzzy" but the bonuses say. "you just got Steve Irwin'd".

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - In This Market Environ... · 1 reply · +8 points

you can say fuck here.

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Wells Fargo Takes A Fi... · 0 replies · +16 points

Getting advisory credit for providing a term loan is the OKI.

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Memo: BlackRock Says T... · 0 replies · +1 points

Does this mean I didn't win the Cadillac El Dorado? I would settle for the set of steak knives.

8 years ago @ Dealbreaker - Head of Marketing, Fit... · 0 replies · +20 points

I was just as complimentary last week while interviewing for an Associate (Ops) role at GS but still haven't heard back.

-UBS MD