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480 weeks ago @ Wonkette - America Mourns Death O... · 0 replies · +12 points

No takeover, bailout. TDTF! (Too delicious to fail)

486 weeks ago @ Wonkette - HALF-ISH EXCLUSIVE: It... · 0 replies · +2 points

That picture needs to be made into an animated .GIF with Alice the maid from Brady Bunch in the center of it looking up, down, and all around.

491 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let’s Play ‘Myster... · 2 replies · +15 points

Janine Turner

502 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Speculate Wildly... · 0 replies · +2 points

(e) so wasted he didn't know where the hell he was, how he got there, or what he was doing.

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hideous $3999.95 Paint... · 0 replies · +7 points

[No snark] This made my day, thanks.

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Is A Painting Of ... · 2 replies · +15 points

Where did his Nordic jowls go? Oh yes, Leonardoshopped.

503 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Important Wonkette Par... · 0 replies · +3 points

+1 for the Bocce's (or Milano's - kind of the same thing), but I'd bet the official Buffalo beer has long been some variety of Labatt's or Molson.

505 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Grover Norquist: Why A... · 0 replies · +4 points

That guy in the front is like the Baryshnikov of goosestepping.

508 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Check Out These Lovely... · 0 replies · +5 points

Ya, I'll make sure to do that after I borrow $20,000 from my parents for the project. Thanks for the tip!

508 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Check Out These Lovely... · 2 replies · +9 points

Man. There's a certain level of contempt inherent behind something this logically absurd - contempt, that is, by the makers of such a billboard for their own audience and how naive and incapable of critical thought that audience is. I used to have doubts, but now I'm sure they laugh and laugh at their idiotic constituency behind closed doors.

I never thought America would get worse than the 80s, but the new millennium has been such a festival of shit culture that I'm now fearful of the next few decades and what kind of crazy and even more stupid they can possibly bring.