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Wonkette : Alabama Smashes Marriage So Nobody Gets to Play with It Now

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 05:44:38 +0000

Apparently two stiff cocks, or two wet vaginas within touchin' distance of each other. Or maybe fear of wanting to watch?

Wonkette : Meet The WND Commenters Trying To Kill Obamacare

Wed, 11 Feb 2015 04:35:11 +0000

Hating somebody who didn't do anything to harm you is seriously burdensome.

Wonkette : Loretta Lynch Won't Impeach Obama, Obviously Not Suitable Attorney General

Thu, 29 Jan 2015 05:06:46 +0000

Lynch- uppity, she was in a sorority! A black one! Graham- uppity, he doesn't have to take this any more!! He is a senator!

Wonkette : Goodbye, Northeast United States, Can We Have Your Stuff?

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 06:28:18 +0000

Callyson, I'm being paid to live in gay-munist San Francisco for a while, and it is awesome. It rained for a bit, but now it is temperate every damn day. I'm from (the)O.C. , live in ATL and this is reminding me why fucking real estate in Georgia is so damn cheap - no damn ocean or skiing. I blame my parents for wussing out and leaving Anaheim in the 80's. I fucking love my car, but I haven't driven in a month and don't regret leaving it in Hotlanta, MUNI passes and a very expensive ,convenient apartment rule! Now I just have to convince my fiancee to take the bar and move here.

Wonkette : Fox News Explains How American Snipers Saved India From Saddam Hussein

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 06:18:50 +0000

It's actually less complex than that. You should really watch a 'unauthorized copy' like I did. He likes protecting his brothers, the ones who aren't pussies, and also killing people. His wife is pretty whiny about the whole thing, his kids are cardboard cutouts and a plastic doll - figuratively and literally. He gets sad after not getting enough psychologically out of killing savages and cries and comes home Then he fucks his wife, kind of with his kids in the next room. She is happy for the attention, because women are simple like that, then he walks out of the house and dies.

Wonkette : Fox News Explains How American Snipers Saved India From Saddam Hussein

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 06:13:10 +0000

It was actually post script. as in text after he walked out the door to go counsel the murderer. They skipped trying to deal with the ultimate end of the subject's life entirely.

Wonkette : Florida Hero Chokes Out Old Black Dude For Being Completely Law-Abiding Citizen

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 07:23:28 +0000

Well, shooting British and German tourists in the 90's didn't seem to work, so think outside the box, you know.

Wonkette : Florida Hero Chokes Out Old Black Dude For Being Completely Law-Abiding Citizen

Fri, 23 Jan 2015 07:22:03 +0000

Check 'caucasian' on your driver's license application, and claim to have a severe tan when doing your background check. That's what I did. Or gun show.

Wonkette : Second Circuit Court: No, The Devil Did Not Make Your Vaccines

Fri, 9 Jan 2015 16:44:57 +0000

Have more kids? The duggars almost have a full football team, offense and defense.

Wonkette : Boise Burglary Suspect Is One Sad Panda

Wed, 3 Dec 2014 05:34:21 +0000

That shit is a small-town high school's worth of crazy. If everybody just never left town and got all druggy, bitter and drunk for 15 years.

Wonkette : Boise Burglary Suspect Is One Sad Panda

Wed, 3 Dec 2014 05:14:51 +0000

She is the trillest of the trill.

Wonkette : Ferguson Grand Jury Says Darren Wilson Killed Michael Brown But It's Cool

Tue, 25 Nov 2014 12:29:31 +0000

It's cool, most of us will prevented from voting or being on juries, so ... Yay status quo!

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan Writes Column, Eats Horse Tranquilizers (Not In That Order)

Mon, 27 Oct 2014 03:24:30 +0000

And maybe he’s a little concussed to think he’s not LeBron anymore. LeBron plays basketball, not football, but whatevs - he's a large blah who 'the Urbans' like a lot.

Wonkette : South Carolina: Sorry Your Partner Beats You, Too Bad You Can't Stand Your Ground

Thu, 16 Oct 2014 06:13:54 +0000

Isn't the last part you said about duty to retreat the whole point of SYG? In most states, it removes the duty to retreat. Or am I misunderstanding your series of words which is surely not a comment?

Wonkette : South Carolina: Sorry Your Partner Beats You, Too Bad You Can't Stand Your Ground

Thu, 16 Oct 2014 06:10:07 +0000

Those women really are violent, I mean the beatings from my GF never cease. They are in the bedroom and consensual, which is slightly different.

Wonkette : Nice Time: Little Girl Meets Hillary Clinton, Joyously Freaks Out

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 00:27:48 +0000

Excellence!

Wonkette : Nice Time: Little Girl Meets Hillary Clinton, Joyously Freaks Out

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 00:26:14 +0000

I just came. Sorry. But seriously, I do wonder where Sen. Warren will end up WHEN a Democrat wins in 2016. Treasury would be great, VP even better.

Wonkette : Nice Time: Little Girl Meets Hillary Clinton, Joyously Freaks Out

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 00:24:44 +0000

The media suppressed the photos of Hillary dumping hot coffee on the girl's head. - Rush Limbaugh

Wonkette : Nice Time: Little Girl Meets Hillary Clinton, Joyously Freaks Out

Wed, 15 Oct 2014 00:23:33 +0000

I think the dark haired guy on the right was an aide who was thinking "Please don't stiff-arm the little girl, Hills, you will never live that down"

Wonkette : Middle-Aged Wonkette Owner Knocked Up By Stud Underling, Pix Or GTFO

Tue, 14 Oct 2014 21:31:00 +0000

Middle name has to be butterstick.