en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/275304 Comments by maxscoville http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/21/zach-braff-to-direct-swingles/#IDComment21983259 By no stretch of the imagination was the Garden State soundtrack "kickass." Coldplay? Iron and Wine? It's fine if you like that shit, but calling it kickass is like calling Regina Spektor "raw as fuck." Thu, 21 May 2009 16:22:05 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/21/zach-braff-to-direct-swingles/#IDComment21983259 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/07/lol-hustler-to-release-star-trek-porn/#IDComment20991124 Sasha Grey's the broad who's in Soderburgh's new movie. You know. The new movie that has a pornstar in it. Thu, 7 May 2009 18:40:49 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/07/lol-hustler-to-release-star-trek-porn/#IDComment20991124 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/07/black-widow-and-nick-fury-make-iron-man-2-debut-and-a-boring-set-photo/#IDComment20988644 Because the harsh injustices of reality have broken our spirits enough times that we live without hope. Or because it's too early for those commenters to be awake. Thu, 7 May 2009 18:01:00 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/07/black-widow-and-nick-fury-make-iron-man-2-debut-and-a-boring-set-photo/#IDComment20988644 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/05/fox-announces-deadpool-spin-off/#IDComment20860494 It all depends on the script. I have faith in Reynolds. I always thought a Deadpool movie should be somewhere between Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Leon The Professional, but I think his description hits the nail pretty squarely on the head. It's a pity Bea Arthur passed away... It would've been remarkable to see the whole "sexiest woman alive" running gag brought into play. Ah, well. There's always The Olsen Twins and chimichangas. Wed, 6 May 2009 04:40:42 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/05/fox-announces-deadpool-spin-off/#IDComment20860494 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/04/the-sorcerers-apprentice-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong/#IDComment20688852 STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE. Mon, 4 May 2009 22:50:04 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/04/the-sorcerers-apprentice-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong/#IDComment20688852 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/01/x-men-origins-wolverine-what-did-you-think/#IDComment20402455 I almost forced myself to watch Elektra afterward to get the bad taste out of my mouth. Sat, 2 May 2009 04:47:42 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/01/x-men-origins-wolverine-what-did-you-think/#IDComment20402455 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/01/x-men-origins-wolverine-what-did-you-think/#IDComment20402396 Honestly, I've been a fan of Deadpool since I was like, eight. To this day, my favorite Marvel character. The stuff they did with his character was unwarranted and completely awful. Upon seeing that leaked workprint, I was filled with about as much nerd-rage as I have over all the bullshit George Lucas has done in the past fifteen years. I'm totally with you on having childhood dreams and aspirations totally raped. Sat, 2 May 2009 04:45:48 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/05/01/x-men-origins-wolverine-what-did-you-think/#IDComment20402396 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/20/votd-wolverine-entire-movie-leaked-online/#IDComment19545532 Yeah, I was gonna say. I'm still trying to drink away my awful memories of the leaked copy of that fucking mess they're trying to pass off as a movie. Tue, 21 Apr 2009 09:22:55 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/20/votd-wolverine-entire-movie-leaked-online/#IDComment19545532 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/20/lol-snakes-on-a-plane-the-television-edit/#IDComment19503790 I hear a similar thing occurs when you "find a stranger in the alps." Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:33:06 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/20/lol-snakes-on-a-plane-the-television-edit/#IDComment19503790 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/20/lol-snakes-on-a-plane-the-television-edit/#IDComment19503742 I remember watching There's Something About Mary on Fox, and their sneaky way of covering up "fuckin' asshole" was by dubbing in "froggin' ashbowl." I've spent the last eight years trying to understand how the hell they even thought up that combination of words. Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:31:48 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/20/lol-snakes-on-a-plane-the-television-edit/#IDComment19503742 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/14/hatin-on-heroes-directors-who-turn-down-superhero-flicks/#IDComment18757788 ...That's why he's a tool? His Halloween costume? Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:55:10 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/14/hatin-on-heroes-directors-who-turn-down-superhero-flicks/#IDComment18757788 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/14/hatin-on-heroes-directors-who-turn-down-superhero-flicks/#IDComment18757694 Seriously. Thank you. It's like saying energy drinks aren't soda. Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:52:40 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/14/hatin-on-heroes-directors-who-turn-down-superhero-flicks/#IDComment18757694 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/13/lol-the-onion-reports-michael-bay-signs-50m-deal-to-fk-up-thundercats/#IDComment18695947 A friend of mine was heavily involved with writing the original Thundercats series, and he got his hands on some footage of the CGI movie that's currently in the works. I hadn't heard anything, really, but it's absolute garbage. I emailed you /Film guys about it but didn't get any word back. If you're interested, let me know. Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:07:33 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/13/lol-the-onion-reports-michael-bay-signs-50m-deal-to-fk-up-thundercats/#IDComment18695947 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/11/terminator-salvation-concept-art-reveals-post-apocalyptic-san-francisco/#IDComment18612419 NYC has gotten blown up in movies enough times. Give SF a chance. It's been over a decade since The Rock. Sun, 12 Apr 2009 13:35:45 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/11/terminator-salvation-concept-art-reveals-post-apocalyptic-san-francisco/#IDComment18612419 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/02/the-hangover-movie-trailer-2/#IDComment18011471 Mike Tyson rocking out to Phil Collins? Yeah, I'm down. Thu, 2 Apr 2009 11:44:03 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/04/02/the-hangover-movie-trailer-2/#IDComment18011471 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/03/why-does-the-new-street-fighter-movie-look-like-smallville/#IDComment12058367 BUT BY NO MEANS AM I SAYING I DON'T FIND KRISTEN KREUK ATTRACTIVE. Ahem. Uh. Just to clarify. Wed, 3 Dec 2008 12:16:41 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/03/why-does-the-new-street-fighter-movie-look-like-smallville/#IDComment12058367 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/03/why-does-the-new-street-fighter-movie-look-like-smallville/#IDComment12058363 See, now I'm just picturing some intensely weird infomercials... Wed, 3 Dec 2008 12:15:44 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/03/why-does-the-new-street-fighter-movie-look-like-smallville/#IDComment12058363 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/03/why-does-the-new-street-fighter-movie-look-like-smallville/#IDComment12058261 It's gonna be like D.O.A., but with, ya know... One attractive girl instead of five. And it's ya know... Fucking with a property that people actually care about. Chun-Li might be the comicon cosplay girl that I most wanna sleep with, but she's probably the last Street Fighter character I'd like to see a movie focus on. I mean, really... You could put out Dhalsim's Incendiary Pilates Routine and I'd be more interested, plotwise. Wed, 3 Dec 2008 11:57:08 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/03/why-does-the-new-street-fighter-movie-look-like-smallville/#IDComment12058261 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/02/watchmens-running-time-gets-shortened/#IDComment12058030 Awwww sheeeeet. Peter, I've gotta say. I've been reading this blog more or less regularly for at least a year now, and I do believe this is the first time I've seen you use the fuck-word. I can't blame you. It makes a damn good point. Special screenings of IMAX happen in select cities, and that requires special equipment. I'd love to see directors' cuts before the DVD releases. Might give studios a good idea of who wants to see what, when. Wed, 3 Dec 2008 11:10:30 +0000 http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/02/watchmens-running-time-gets-shortened/#IDComment12058030