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8 years ago @ The Toast - The Illegitimacy of Ar... · 0 replies · +8 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Every Comment On Every... · 2 replies · +20 points
The whole article could have been just that line and it would still have been perfect.
(I finally went to one of those Very Fancy Bra Stores -- in Manhattan, no less! -- to get Properly Sized and everything they gave me tried to shove my boobs to my chin while cutting off all bloodflow to my ribs and I left feeling like I'd learned that none of the internet comments are meant for girls with a B-cup and a co-dependent relationship with Uniqlo's wireless bras.)
8 years ago @ The Toast - Ender's Game · 0 replies · +11 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - A List of Modern Relat... · 0 replies · +7 points
Other plus ones at your significant other's work party/alumni event.
The person you met at a party who keeps inviting you to game nights and juggling events in Facebook.
8 years ago @ The Toast - A List of Modern Relat... · 2 replies · +35 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - If Gwyneth Paltrow Wer... · 0 replies · +12 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - If Gwyneth Paltrow Wer... · 0 replies · +7 points
Fun fact, Gwyneth Paltrow's middle name is Eldritch.
8 years ago @ The Toast - The Secret To Having S... · 0 replies · +33 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Many Waters · 0 replies · +3 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - CONTINUE? Y/N: A Short... · 0 replies · +5 points