This is hysterical. Actually, I remember a time when my children were small. My husband and I took them to the local theater and had them fingerprinted in case of emergency. I was laughing and talking to the police officer who was doing the fingerprinting. I said, You guys should be building a database for future criminals. Little did I know that we would come to the place where we are right now. Not only are criminals fingerprinted, now the government wants to print everybody. What next? DNA samples required along with birth certificates at birth? Please!!!