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KVAL - Eugene, OR : Caught on camera: Suspect sings \'Bohemian Rhapsody\' in cop car | Offbeat | Eugene News, Weather, S

Mon, 2 Apr 2012 05:56:48 +0000

Book him, Leno - song murder one!

KVAL - Eugene, OR : \'Economic development is very critical for the continued health of Coburg\' | Business | Eugene New

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:35:04 +0000

Before move-in: "We'll charge you no property taxes for three years!" After move-in: "Here's your sewer hook-up bill! CA-CHING!!!"

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Sun pops out for day one of the Duck Invitational | Sports | Eugene News, Weather, Sports, Breaking

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:02:26 +0000

Rain pops out for day two!

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Extreme Katie: Into the shark tank | Outdoors | Eugene News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KVAL C

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 19:59:43 +0000

Extremely pointless video.

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Semi hauling almonds catches fire on I-5 | Local & Regional News for Eugene, Springfield Oregon | Eu

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 19:52:52 +0000

"Do these smoked almonds taste OK to you?"

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Quiet cat uses silence to help train search dogs | Local & Regional News for Eugene, Springfield Ore

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:32:18 +0000

Dog eats Cheetos, bribes owner with Doritos?

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Could Roseburg High School lose the \'Indian?\' | Local & Regional News for Eugene, Springfield Oreg

Wed, 7 Mar 2012 17:25:21 +0000

"Now taking the field, the Roseburg FeatherDusters!"

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Monaco to lay off 255 at Coburg plant | Business | Eugene News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KVA

Tue, 6 Mar 2012 16:32:53 +0000

The days of 2007 with $1B in sales seem so long ago and far away... Monaco rose and fell with the housing bubble.

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Watching the Ducks at Autzen will cost you more | Local & Regional News for Eugene, Springfield Oreg

Sun, 4 Mar 2012 06:47:11 +0000

That kinda coin would by a real nice TV and cable package. And, no lines for the bathroom!

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Ducks NCAA investigation documents to be released | Sports | Eugene News, Weather, Sports, Breaking

Sat, 25 Feb 2012 00:40:48 +0000

Just Win Baby!

KVAL - Eugene, OR : \'Inflatable backpacks\' next big thing in avalanche survival | Business | Eugene News, Weather, Spo

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:40:03 +0000

Old and Busted: Being responsible, staying on groomed runs, avoiding avalanche-prone backcountry New Hotness: Thinking an inflatable backpack will save you from stupidity

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Tree rings offer clues about climate change | Local & Regional News for Eugene, Springfield Oregon |

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:31:02 +0000

Hey, I see some hockey sticks in those chunks of wood... HIDE THE DECLINE! HIDE THE DECLINE!

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Unions rally at Oregon Capitol | Politics | Eugene News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KVAL CBS 1

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:18:54 +0000

It all sounds good, but where is the money going to come from? Oregon can't sell T-bills to China like the Fed government. Oh, I know - the Feds sell T-bills to China, then the Feds bail out Oregon! Yeah, other states with fiscal sanity won't mind at all...

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Thieves target same home 4 times in 3 months | Local & Regional News for Eugene, Springfield Oregon

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:26:50 +0000

The home known throughout the area as the XBoxes Я Us! "The family now has a new security system and new locks. They also put wooden blocks in nearly every window." Except, you know, the window the burglars will use next time.

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Bulldog adopts 6 wild boar piglets | Offbeat | Eugene News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KVAL CB

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:15:20 +0000

mmm bacon

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Duck Baseball: New season begins with new approach | Sports | Eugene News, Weather, Sports, Breaking

Thu, 9 Feb 2012 21:19:30 +0000

New approach: win games!

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Man OK after 2 days in mountains wearing shorts, sandals | Local & Regional News for Eugene, Springf

Thu, 9 Feb 2012 21:13:19 +0000

He's really DB Cooper! Either that or must have just watched the first Rambo movie.

KVAL - Eugene, OR : If you build it, they will swim | Local & Regional News for Eugene, Springfield Oregon | Eugene News

Thu, 9 Feb 2012 21:12:10 +0000

Great! When does fishin' season begin?

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Wal-Mart debuts \'Great for You\' seal | Business | Eugene News, Weather, Sports, Breaking News | KV

Tue, 7 Feb 2012 21:38:35 +0000

Of course, if you actually want to SEE the seal, just google it. USA today has a pic of it. https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:AN...

KVAL - Eugene, OR : Three lost in Oregon woods considered eating their dog | Local & Regional News for Eugene, Springfie

Mon, 6 Feb 2012 19:17:40 +0000

Good example of ambiguous language construction: "The three had given up hope and thought they were going to die when rescuers came." Yep, gotta watch those rescuers, they can be lethal. Maybe they were vampire or flesh-eating zombie "rescuers". Hey, at least you won't be cold and hungry anymore!