malsperanza

malsperanza

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168 weeks ago @ The Toast - If Barack Obama Were Y... · 0 replies · +37 points

I think the media and the rightwing first began to hate Hillary when she did not want to change her surname from Rodham to Clinton, and then when she did not want to stand smiling behind her husband in a dress designed in 1950,* and then when she did not want to compete with Barbara Bush for the best cookie recipe. By the time she launched the country's first effort at universal health care, the case was closed.

*That dress, those dresses, the ghost of Mamie Eisenhower. My next doctoral dissertation will be on the iconography of the one-color pantsuit.

168 weeks ago @ The Toast - If Barack Obama Were Y... · 0 replies · +9 points

IF? Barack Obama IS my dad.

169 weeks ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +26 points

You know the difference between a roquelaure and a sillabub.

172 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cats I Would Like To O... · 1 reply · +7 points

Not to mention the small kitten one of the ladies has on the top of her head.

172 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cats I Would Like To O... · 0 replies · +8 points

Grey crowchler second from left at top is not having a good day. Also, that butterfly is toast.

172 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cats I Would Like To O... · 1 reply · +10 points

Is he named for Schrödinger or Rommel?

172 weeks ago @ The Toast - Cats I Would Like To O... · 0 replies · +9 points

SASQUATCHLE

182 weeks ago @ The Toast - Every Meal In Jane... · 0 replies · +48 points

" I found the Republican Party to consist of indifferent potatoes and strange shreds of rusty meat, mixed and cooked together. "

FIFY, Charlotte.

188 weeks ago @ The Toast - Men In Western Art Who... · 0 replies · +24 points

Caught in the very instant of ignition, a fraction of a second before Eros was incinerated.

188 weeks ago @ The Toast - Men In Western Art Who... · 2 replies · +4 points