en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2575077 Comments by m4ximusprim3 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/temples-for-atheists/#IDComment282885854 Where I'm from, they call this "art". Cool project, good message, I like it. I wouldn't go there to non-worship, but I'd go there to see it. Fri, 3 Feb 2012 15:29:22 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/temples-for-atheists/#IDComment282885854 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/thursday-open-thread-20/#IDComment282028187 Lol. I hope not, or he's gonna get 18 sets of golf clubs delivered to his hotel for the AT&T :) Thu, 2 Feb 2012 18:28:45 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/thursday-open-thread-20/#IDComment282028187 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/thursday-open-thread-20/#IDComment282027551 He was just ordering golf clubs from me. We built him some clubs last year for the Pebble Beach Pro Am and he ended up winning, so of course he wants new ones this year. He was just super complimentary and extremely gracious. I deal with some high profile people and they are almost always a huge pain in the ass, so he was a welcome departure :) Thu, 2 Feb 2012 18:28:01 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/thursday-open-thread-20/#IDComment282027551 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/open-caption-12/#IDComment282020298 Also, I am aware that the commonly accepted plural of cactus is not "cactuses", but the joke doesn't work if you put cacti. Also, wikipedia does list 'cactuses' as a plural form, so It's not even that bad. Chill. Thu, 2 Feb 2012 18:18:47 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/open-caption-12/#IDComment282020298 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/open-caption-12/#IDComment282019189 Man: I fucking hate cactuses. Paramedic: It looks like you hate fucked a cactus. Cactuses: Fuck! Thu, 2 Feb 2012 18:17:18 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/open-caption-12/#IDComment282019189 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/the-new-definition-of-sugar-daddy/#IDComment281918639 You know what they say: If you ain't bonin your legally adopted daughter and sheltering your assets from litigation via dubious legal means, you ain't tryin! Thu, 2 Feb 2012 16:10:18 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/the-new-definition-of-sugar-daddy/#IDComment281918639 http://crasstalk.com/2013/02/leave-the-groundhogs-alone/#IDComment281915109 Next year, we should replace Punxsutawney Phil the groundhog with his cousin from down the road, Frostburg Freddy the rabid badger. Tophat man will be sporting a hook after trying to drag that motherfucker out of the fake tree. Thu, 2 Feb 2012 16:06:20 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2013/02/leave-the-groundhogs-alone/#IDComment281915109 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/thursday-open-thread-20/#IDComment281910199 I just had a phone conversation with Bill Murray. I am now convinced that he is in the top 5 nicest people on planet earth along with my mom and Keanu Reeves. Thu, 2 Feb 2012 16:00:23 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/thursday-open-thread-20/#IDComment281910199 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/qotd-never-trust-a-person-who/#IDComment281054678 ...is not named m4ximusprim3 ...is nice to you, especially if you're fat or ugly. ...claims that their kids are the best thing that ever happened to them. ...writes for Gawker. Wed, 1 Feb 2012 18:57:35 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/02/qotd-never-trust-a-person-who/#IDComment281054678 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/open-caption-crankchristina/#IDComment280157770 I haven't seen fishnets abused this badly since the Andrea Gail... Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:56:27 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/open-caption-crankchristina/#IDComment280157770 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/monday-open-thread-24/#IDComment279346428 As much as I love C++ jokes, I don't think a comment based on a string array of a Kelis song would qualify. Thanks though! Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:08:03 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/monday-open-thread-24/#IDComment279346428 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/meet-your-crassholes-getting-to-know-apotc/#IDComment279342519 I agree. Omitting the serial comma makes the last two items in the list inordinately linked. All items in a list should have equal authority unless otherwise intended. To suggest otherwise is to rend the fabric of reality with the spork of chaos. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:03:47 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/meet-your-crassholes-getting-to-know-apotc/#IDComment279342519 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/meet-your-crassholes-getting-to-know-apotc/#IDComment279244487 I use one just because it's easier to type one than two. On the internet, it makes almost no difference. The people who say serial commas should be left out, on the other hand, are fuckwits who have no soul. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 02:59:25 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/meet-your-crassholes-getting-to-know-apotc/#IDComment279244487 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/meet-your-crassholes-getting-to-know-apotc/#IDComment279164090 I thought that was how it worked. I was confused when episode 2 had totally different people. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:08:03 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/meet-your-crassholes-getting-to-know-apotc/#IDComment279164090 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/meet-your-crassholes-getting-to-know-apotc/#IDComment279163341 If so, did you deliberately go over bumpy roads? #bonuspoints Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:07:03 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/meet-your-crassholes-getting-to-know-apotc/#IDComment279163341 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/monday-open-thread-24/#IDComment279161740 string[] theYard if myMilkshake > yours then theYard[0]=boys Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:04:42 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/monday-open-thread-24/#IDComment279161740 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/monday-open-thread-24/#IDComment279156966 Two pretty big ones, truth be told. Which is kind of a curse, because they make an average pepper shaker look smaller by comparison. if you catch my drift. Which you probably do, because that's the most obvious metaphor ever. if not, my dick is the pepper shaker. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:58:37 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/monday-open-thread-24/#IDComment279156966 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/monday-open-thread-24/#IDComment279069768 Oh, I see. My bad. I haven't looked in a week or two, and that was the first article I saw. I was like WTF? So anyways, yeah, won't be going back there anymore. Wtf is the point of just making shit up for clicks? Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:07:43 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/monday-open-thread-24/#IDComment279069768 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/monday-open-thread-24/#IDComment279068381 Maybe? This is just wild speculation, but if your right leg is the long one, it would probably bend more than the left, and therefore require more hamstring actuation to drive straight. Now you're really beyond my knowledge level though, so take that with a grain of salt the size of my balls. Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:05:56 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/monday-open-thread-24/#IDComment279068381 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/meet-your-crassholes-getting-to-know-apotc/#IDComment279062341 There is always alcohol. You just have to know how to pick locks. Mon, 30 Jan 2012 22:57:46 +0000 http://crasstalk.com/2012/01/meet-your-crassholes-getting-to-know-apotc/#IDComment279062341