lumpenprole

lumpenprole

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363 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Blogger May Wish To Re... · 0 replies · +7 points

Awkward bursts at holiday dinners.

387 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Civil Disobedience Gun... · 0 replies · +2 points

This is exactly how it happened with Jesus. He turned the other cheek, put down his gun and ransomed our souls. No, wait. That was Ghandi.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Good News: Most Americ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I never understood why anyone would care about the existence of bigfoot, one way or the other. Ron Jeremy is real. What more do these people want?

395 weeks ago @ Wonkette - In Complete Surprise T... · 0 replies · +1 points

397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - America Celebrates Dec... · 2 replies · +4 points

I miss being terrified of WMDs for no sane reason.

397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - America Celebrates Dec... · 0 replies · +12 points

MOAR tax cuts! Right? right? ... c'mon guys. Something something, tax cuts!

397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Larry Klayman, In Perf... · 1 reply · +9 points

"Particularly apparent since his last fraudulent election to the Office of the President in 2012, it has also become crystal clear that he simply hates people of the white race, even though he is one half white himself."

Imagine if he had a point there. It's an idiotic point, but I like to imagine that he was as surprised as he claims he was.

397 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller's Menende... · 0 replies · +2 points

Feature, not bug.

401 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Forget How Sexist This... · 0 replies · +4 points

Billable time spent watching a progress bar while all your updated collateral files transferred to your company's wretched FTP server - 95%.

401 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Great American Shootin... · 1 reply · +8 points

the drunken screaming and makeup fucking every single fucking night

Totally willing to put up with the first for the second.