lulzmonger

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298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - John Boehner Mad Enoug... · 0 replies · +2 points

So Boehner has Sandy Vagina Simplex because Dems are filibustering?
Wah! This shoe isn't any FUN now that it's on the other foot! BAAAAAAAW!!!

Cry us a river, you festering gobshite.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Elizabeth Warren Asks ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Cosmic Ether specialists, practising phrenologists & studiers of Phlogiston Theory had no comment.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Climate Scientists Do ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Rehashing easily disproven bullshit from 2013?
Hey, at least they're recycling!

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Way Too S... · 0 replies · +3 points

Scotty was actually in Britain to see if he could get a spot on Team Chompy for the 2015 Ferret Legging Tournament.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Way Too S... · 0 replies · +1 points

Same reason so many folks paid a nickle to P.T. Barnum to watch The Wild Man Of Borneo bite the heads off of live chickens: sweet sweet lulz.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Jeb Bu... · 0 replies · +5 points

Jeb Bush AKA "The blogger known as 4Chan."

Congratuations, Florida, you just got doxxed.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Blames Hilla... · 0 replies · +2 points

GoogleMaps = an affront to Aqua-Buddha.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Can... · 0 replies · +2 points

Asked to respond, "Back to The Caves PAC" had no comment, - & that non-comment was orgasmically euphoric.

299 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Chris Christie/Jenny M... · 0 replies · +2 points

OOPS! Nobody told Jenny or Chris that you never go Full Barbarian.

"You can have our viewpoint corrected when you pry it from your daughter's cold dead hands!"

At least the original McCarthyites weren't using their idiocy to mass-murder fucking children by proxy.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - House Benghazi Committ... · 0 replies · +1 points

CIRCLEJERKGHAZI!!!