gdp's Comments

CyberLizard's Collection : You're having sex with how many people?!?

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 21:23:12 +0000

Look, Cyberlizard, Cap'n Jack isn't exactly a proper data point in this argument. The simple fact is, EVERYONE would do him. Even me. Everything else stands as-is. :D

AatRB : Brainwashing is a funny thing

Mon, 8 Mar 2010 17:45:45 +0000

Whoa. Someone put together a douchebaggy teabaggy e-mail signature... FOR TWITTER?!

AatRB : I wasn't that concerned

Mon, 8 Mar 2010 13:18:36 +0000

ZOMG THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT MIGHT CRASH INTO FACEBOOK OR SOMETHING!!! If only there WAS a Rapture. It would give us a little bit of peace for a while, anyway. Unfortunately though, even if the Bible DID by some near-impossible happenstance turn out to be true, the fundies will all have to live through the Tribulation too.

Attempts at Rational Behavior : What if he's a minute late?

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 19:09:55 +0000

All I can say is, what the living hell does Christ have to do with the Mayan calendar?

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Wow! Like how cootie catchers tell you who you\'re going to marry!

Thu, 4 Feb 2010 14:58:17 +0000

The Bible is the Christian equivalent to the Magic 8-Ball, in other words. Only the random number generator, you, is not terribly random, since you'll tend toward opening it to about the middle and tend toward looking at about the middle of the page.

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Clean your ears and stop being a Christian victim.

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:14:16 +0000

Well I'd imagine that particular tweeter never hears that the Qu'ran is a book by man because that particular tweeter doesn't follow the Qu'ran. S/he follows the Bible. Must we take care to say "you can't use the Bible to prove the Bible (or the Qu'ran or the Veddas or the Upanishad or the Book of Mormon or the...)" every time we try to divest these god-bots of their unflagging beliefs in their dogmas?

CyberLizard's Collection : The Intersection of Boobies and Skepticism: or Why the Skepchicks rock

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:48:26 +0000

You're not missing anything. At all. I honestly feel like the argument was fabricated from whole cloth over a slightly misworded plea for funding (with the reminder that the Skepchicks' convention parties are fun and involve lots of free liquor as a carrot). This spun out into hatred for the very idea that their tagline says "skepticism never looked so good", and hatred over their Skepchick and Skepdude calendars, and hatred over the fact that most of these feminists are sex-positive (which certain groups of supposedly purist feminists apparently hate, because sex is totally about the guy, you see). It's all stupid. Plain stupid.

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Methinks the lady doth protest too much

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:00:36 +0000

Every "Right?" reads like "Please agree with me to validate my flawed worldview!"

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Butt licking, New Jersey and God...what fun!

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:05:14 +0000

$20 says it was a typo.

Bitch Spot : Religious Lunacy

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:34:50 +0000

Ooh, pic taken via the MySpace angle. Hilarious.

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Singing Sunday school five year old = patriot?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:05:28 +0000

What, didn't you hear? You can't be a patriot unless you have Jesus and the flag tattooed on your testicles, own a gun and vote Republican.

CyberLizard's Collection : The Intersection of Boobies and Skepticism: or Why the Skepchicks rock

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:42:18 +0000

*slow clap* Bravo. Bra... vo.

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Alcoholic, eh?

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:12:15 +0000

It's not like they EVER used the filibuster-proof majority. And with Lieberman acting like Grima Wormtongue, it's not like they really had that majority to begin with.

Bitch Spot : Some People Don't Understand Disaster Relief

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:10:49 +0000

Here's another example of a lack of understanding of relief: upping their loans by $100 mil. http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN1420120920100... Instant money is useful, but increasing loans when debt (e.g to France, in "reparations" to the slave-owners that got overthrown) is pretty much what got them into the eating-mud-and-butter-cookies state they were in even before this tragedy.

Attempts at Rational Behavior : God, the structural engineer

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:01:31 +0000

I can't wait until the tweeter reads the Bible and discovers s/he is a pillar of salt. Or a burning bush.

Attempts at Rational Behavior : An ethical question? Or just a jab at gay marriage...

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:46:09 +0000

So here's where you draw the line. Consenting adults can enter into the civil contract that is "marriage" or "civil unions" or whatever you want to call them. Any number can join as long as all are adult, and all are consenting. Problem solved. Okay, what's next on my agenda of stupid bullshit social conventions that are easy to fix?

CyberLizard's Collection : I want to kick Jesus in the nuts!

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:37:12 +0000

Chupacabra here. "You have my sword!"

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Aggressive Christianity

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:54:26 +0000

Free Christian tracks? Awesome! Is that a Christian with track marks, or will a Christian volunteer to spin their tires on your face?

Attempts at Rational Behavior : God is a real estate agent now?

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:09:53 +0000

He also moonlights as a sports bookie / fixer.

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Grab your pen, it's bible study time!

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 06:31:00 +0000

I love the rosy glow on his cheeks.

gdp's Comments

CyberLizard's Collection : You're having sex with *how* many people?!?

AatRB : Brainwashing is a funny thing

AatRB : I wasn't that concerned

Attempts at Rational Behavior : What if he's a minute late?

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Wow! Like how cootie catchers tell you who you\'re going to marry!

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Clean your ears and stop being a Christian victim.

CyberLizard's Collection : The Intersection of Boobies and Skepticism: or Why the Skepchicks rock

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Methinks the lady doth protest too much

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Butt licking, New Jersey and God...what fun!

Bitch Spot : Religious Lunacy

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Singing Sunday school five year old = patriot?

CyberLizard's Collection : The Intersection of Boobies and Skepticism: or Why the Skepchicks rock

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Alcoholic, eh?

Bitch Spot : Some People Don't Understand Disaster Relief

Attempts at Rational Behavior : God, the structural engineer

Attempts at Rational Behavior : An ethical question? Or just a jab at gay marriage...

CyberLizard's Collection : I want to kick Jesus in the nuts!

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Aggressive Christianity

Attempts at Rational Behavior : God is a real estate agent now?

Attempts at Rational Behavior : Grab your pen, it's bible study time!

CyberLizard's Collection : You're having sex with how many people?!?