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9 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Meghan and SteffaM.A. ... · 4 replies · +48 points

This is why our new line of toys will feature Sweetie Bot with real laser beam action.
Expect to see them this holiday season!

9 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Japanese MLP Starting ... · 0 replies · +12 points

To sell merchandise, duh!
I would know. My sensei taught me well.

9 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Japanese MLP Starting ... · 1 reply · +24 points

Yeah, it's legit.
I was playing cards in downtown Tokyo and I was down on my luck.
All I had left to bet was the rights to air FIM in Japan.
I think we both know how things turned out.

9 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Trixie Join the Mane 6... · 21 replies · +106 points

You're fired.

9 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Trixie Join the Mane 6... · 23 replies · +40 points

Would you like a job, starting now?

9 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Trixie Join the Mane 6... · 30 replies · +54 points

That's it, you're fired.

9 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Trixie Join the Mane 6... · 6 replies · +65 points

I'm Hasbro, and I can confirm it sucks.
I don't have much experience making shows for teenagers.

Doesn't matter, though.
It has the MLP seal of approval.
You'll eat it up no matter what.

9 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Trixie Join the Mane 6... · 39 replies · +89 points

I might as well just reveal Trixie is the main villain in Equestria Girls.

Also, did you just edit block me?
You have no idea the power you are messing with.

9 years ago @ Equestria Daily - Trixie Join the Mane 6... · 53 replies · +251 points

Someone is SO getting fired for this.

9 years ago @ Equestria Daily - G.I. Joe uses Jelly-fi... · 3 replies · +11 points

I'm sorry. but you can't just start having creative influence in my shows.
You either have to go through many intense brainwashing sessions to insure maximum cooperation,
or you have to start hanging out with the staff until one of them asks me to hire you.