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Wonkette : Finally, A Way We Can Just Pay Our Taxes Directly to the Job Creators and Cut Out the Middle Man

Fri, 5 Oct 2012 00:21:04 +0000

My workplace is right down the street from a Siemens office, and a guy from there rents from us every Friday. I wonder if he will care about this if i tell him :S

Wonkette : Socialized ER Care Is Such A Sweet Deal, Unless You Have Ball Cancer

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 05:10:52 +0000

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Wonkette : Daily Caller Now Investigating Random Military Retirees for Seditious Keith Olbermann Fandom

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 06:12:09 +0000

This comment by "Wowey" on the article is AMAZING: "Wasn't the Aurora murderer also in some "neuro-somethng" program...At least he tried. this guy apparently made it into the gang. I always thought that " neuro " meant the "brain/nerves/surgery " branch of Psychiatry. What is a neuro-Psycholigist? Where does malpractice begin? Just ASking. Is Keith a patient? Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2012/09/24/us-armys-senior...

Wonkette : GOP Puts Politics In Terms That Lady Voters Can Understand

Fri, 7 Sep 2012 19:56:33 +0000

His p-e-n-i-s was just entirely too big it absolutely decimated my cooter, ill be sticking with tiny peckers like rep paul ryans from now on THANKS OBAMA

Wonkette : Romney's Tax Man Cometh

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:21:51 +0000

holy shit guys, i saw this thing on the internet about mitt romney's tax returns... that sex trafficking thing might really be true... http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7abrw9APz1rbwu...

Wonkette : Daily Caller Troll Distracts Media From Fact That Daily Caller Also Published *History's Greatest Co

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 20:22:46 +0000

this is my favorite line: "Manager Davey Johnson tries to bench him for being hurt, and Harper confronts him and says, like a person with enough dignity to refuse welfare: Let me work. Then he wins the game with a crucial hit."

Wonkette : EPA Drones Terrorizing Ranchers Because the EPA Hates the Heartland

Tue, 5 Jun 2012 01:46:07 +0000

I listen to conservative talk shows whenever I'm driving and Mark Levin is the one that's always playing when I leave work and it it by far one of the most annoying things to exist ever. I seriously think he has some severe form of aspergers or something - and i mean no disrespect to people with aspergers - but he just gets in these tantrums where he's just yelling threats to nobody for 20 minutes. "LET ME TELLYA MISTUR PRODURCER!!!" It brings back flashbacks of "chris-chan" from encyclopedia dramatica fame. I listen to these dudes all day and even though levin is tantrummy i can handle him but for the record I cannot listen to hannity at all. AT. ALL.

Wonkette : Very Sane Website Explains: English-Only Driving Tests Protect Against Bigotry, Racism, The Pope

Sat, 26 May 2012 01:27:25 +0000

They replied btdubs http://americaphile.wordpress.com/2012/05/26/libt...

Wonkette : Very Sane Website Explains: English-Only Driving Tests Protect Against Bigotry, Racism, The Pope

Sat, 26 May 2012 01:26:14 +0000

Nobody can convince me that this website isn't an elaborate and admittedly hilarious troll. Infact, I am positives about it.

Wonkette : This 'Punish That Cocksure Little Facebook Twerp' Legislation Sounds Delightful

Fri, 18 May 2012 07:44:20 +0000

I saw that on facebook the other day, Tom Sullivan asked if he was a total dirtbag or a "tax hero" and all the comments were in favor of "tax hero" and i spent the next hour kneading my forehead and whispering why

Wonkette : North Carolina Guv Finds Worst Insult For Amendment One Supporters

Sat, 12 May 2012 20:22:45 +0000

I made a furious facebook post ranting out the stupidity of North Carolina, and completely forgot a large portion of my family on my dad's side lives there and don't like being called "dim". It was a mistake I will never make again. Anyway, as an Alabama resident, I'm just grateful we haven't quiiite gotten there yet... while i drive to TN to buy lotto tickets and fill out medical forms to prove I need this giant dildo to "improve my health"

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Does Not Care for Barack Obama's Disgraceful Flip-Flopping

Sat, 12 May 2012 01:41:07 +0000

" I've seen people all over the internet say Mitt wasn't responsible for cutting that poor lad's hair because he was only 18 and everybody did bad stuff when they were kids." You'll notice they weren't making that argument when the Daily Caller was pointing out that Trayvon Martin may or may not have had weed in an empty baggy once at school. it's different for the blahs, of course, because they are mean and scary thugs always.