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7 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

I love here and I don't know what to say but I managed to not cry during lunch and barely held it together till I could get to the car after work so this place has meant so much to me I came here every day and I am so glad you are out there smart and caring and funny. I guess I will start learning how to use slack now.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Thank You, Toast. · 0 replies · +2 points

My plan is to travel to the four corners of the universe gaining sufficient courage. After completing 7 feats of emotional strength a book will appear and also someone who understands Kickstarter. I'll let you know how that goes.
I feel very fortunate that we got to read whatever you felt like writing and publishing here :)

7 years ago @ The Toast - Thank You, Toast. · 2 replies · +4 points

Your writing is great and your jokes are great. I cannot imagine the toast without the things that you have written for it. I am so glad you got this job because you are super at it.
Thank you for being patient with all of my many mistakes AND also the nervousness hobgoblin that makes me send emails on Friday evenings and weekends and terrible times instead of waiting until Monday like a cultured being!
Yesterday I said to myself "Oh well I guess now is when I start pitching someone who isn't Nikki. Oh man. I don't want to. I don't feel ready for that," but I think that I am more ready for that because you were here and kind and encouraging! The toast in general (but you especially!) made me feel like I had something worth saying and that means the world to me. Thank you.

7 years ago @ The Toast - "I saw writing from pe... · 0 replies · +5 points

Thank you for this place I have loved it so much. I have learned so many things here and laughed so much here and said "oh my god this is brilliant" so many times.
I think I started with mallory's stuff and it was so funny and after a while I looked at the comments and sometimes they were funnier and that wasn't a problem. I wanted to be a part of this club and people like let me in and were so nice!
I cried a lot about things I read here and I cried about things I wrote here. I am a better person because of this place and I know it took so much work thank you.

7 years ago @ The Toast - Children's Stories Mad... · 0 replies · +16 points

I love the wayside school books

7 years ago @ The Toast - A Hail Mary: A Butch S... · 0 replies · +23 points

Thank you so much.
I am so glad I had the chance to write these for the Toast and I'm so happy when people identify with them!

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup and Open ... · 4 replies · +67 points

Hey I need to overshare with someone
And I don't want to do it at work
I saw the news yesterday and I saw headlines went like
There was a shooting in Orlando
There was a shooting in a gay bar in Orlando
And then I saw the numbers it was a lot more people than i thought and I called my brother until he picked up and it was a long two phone calls and eventually he picked up I kinda lost it and it didn't get it back yesterday And I'm faking it today because he's safe but other people didn't ever get an answer
And I just need to spew that at someone I'm sorry I fel like I feel like I'm gonna blow up at every person on Facebook who refuses to say that they are gay poc
You can delete this if it's too much of a bummer

7 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +6 points

I started Outlander (I knowproblems)
Anyway a fortune teller already said she was gonna lead a horny life
Which I think is great?

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +40 points

focus on being a good dad cause you aren't starting strong rn

7 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 15 replies · +168 points

That dear prudence why does this man keep calling his kid "the baby"