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Wonkette : Homeschool Mom Disproves Evolution Because Science Museum Is Stupid

Wed, 26 Nov 2014 18:31:35 +0000

I READ CREATION MAGAZINE!!!! THAT MAKES ME SMARTER THAN SOMEONE WHO SPENT THEIR ENTIRE LIFE RESEARCHING FUCKING DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wonkette : Nice Christian Lady Mad At Energy Drinks, Muslims, Saves America

Tue, 18 Nov 2014 16:49:48 +0000

I had seen the monster energy drink thing the other day and figured it to be a onetime instance of seeing this nutbag...turns out I was wrong.

Wonkette : Cool New Rules At The L.A. Times: No More Vacation Days, And You Can Never Be Sick Again

Tue, 18 Nov 2014 16:37:00 +0000

Gee, when did the LA Times become my wife's old company? The owner pulled the same crap a couple of times, especially around holidays, and then magically rescinded it after the holiday had passed and he didn't pay them for the holiday (though they could use vacation because he was such a nice guy). Sounds like the LA times called this dick up.

Wonkette : The Duggars Want Photos Of Happy Married Couples. Gay Folks Know What They Must Do

Wed, 12 Nov 2014 16:53:50 +0000

Be careful what you wish for Jim Bob and Michelle...

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Week: You People Lost An Election, So Shut Up Now

Mon, 10 Nov 2014 18:07:19 +0000

Umm, the thing that happened after that artillery barrage didn't go well for the confederates. I should know, I'm a Union reenactor.

Wonkette : GOP Really Wishes Obama Would Stop Trying To Bait Them Into Impeachment

Thu, 6 Nov 2014 18:14:08 +0000

I didn't want to beat her, I may have a drinking problem and am prone to violent tendencies, but her existence just drove me to beat her. - Every Tea Party Member

Wonkette : Election Day Fun: Researchers Reveal Democrats And Republicans’ Most Favoritest TV Shows

Tue, 4 Nov 2014 16:36:25 +0000

I am shocked to see both Being Human and Psych in the "R" column. Other than that nothing on the list is all that surprising. I guess according to the list I fit in as a moderate.

Wonkette : Silly Oklahoma Christian, You Are Supposed To Burn The Witch, Not Behead Him

Fri, 31 Oct 2014 16:14:41 +0000

Meanwhile RWNJs will say he is not representative of Christians claiming that the man obviously not right in the head. Meanwhile, sick individuals who claim to be Muslim ALL are representative of Islam.

Wonkette : Crazy Fox & Friends Sheriff Will Make ISIS Pee Themselves, Ayup!

Mon, 15 Sep 2014 22:57:17 +0000

Well gosh durn dang dur dur dur dur dur dur dur dur dur dur duuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr

Wonkette : We Salute You, St. Joseph Of Cupertino, With Flying Friar Pasta Salad

Mon, 15 Sep 2014 18:00:16 +0000

I didn't realize there was competition for the Flying Nun.

Wonkette : Anchorage PD: Palins Were 'Present' At 20-Person Brawl. Fate Of Hos' Weave Unknown

Thu, 11 Sep 2014 17:03:51 +0000

And to think this white trash coulda been VP.

Wonkette : James O'Keefe Proves Obama Lets Canadian ISIS Militants In Ninja Costumes Cross The Border With Ebol

Mon, 8 Sep 2014 22:29:53 +0000

None of these imbeciles go away.

Wonkette : James O'Keefe Proves Obama Lets Canadian ISIS Militants In Ninja Costumes Cross The Border With Ebol

Mon, 8 Sep 2014 22:23:18 +0000

So a guy wearing a ninja mask makes it into Canada with Ricin (nicely marked by the way) and ebola in a hazmat bag. Please explain how he got through Canada? What I love is you can clearly see this "terrorist" take off his mask after getting off the boat before walking into the Rock and Roll hall of fame. I am sure people saw the camera crew behind him and figured it was some asshole making a film.

Wonkette : Hero Border Militia Guys Protect America From Invading Bat Scientists, Law Enforcement Not Impressed

Fri, 5 Sep 2014 16:21:55 +0000

NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA DUMBASS!!!!

Wonkette : Pat Robertson Pretty Jazzed About How ISIS Terrorists Are Pulling End Times Prophecy Together

Thu, 28 Aug 2014 20:46:22 +0000

Grew up in a similar environment Max, anything occurring in the middle east was a sign of the End Times. I remember a couple times I knew some folks who were convinced the Rapture was imminent within the year.

Wonkette : Confederate Flag Genius Takes Ice Bucket Challenge, Lights Self On Fire Like Buddhist Monk (Video)

Tue, 26 Aug 2014 18:50:06 +0000

video was removed - you can see it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT6i1kw4rEQ

Wonkette : Thanks For Making Us Equal, Men. XOXO, The Ladies

Tue, 26 Aug 2014 18:45:18 +0000

You are very welcome... now get me a sammich and my slippers.

Wonkette : Stupidest Man On Internet Pretty Sure Restaurant Fight Was Work Of 'Black Lynch Mob'

Tue, 26 Aug 2014 16:22:40 +0000

Bobbert, we don't have any in NorCal, the nearest are in AZ. However, I don't think even Denny's does justice for describing a waffle house.

Wonkette : Today Is Michael Brown's Funeral So Of Course Wingnuts Are Pissed About That

Mon, 25 Aug 2014 19:01:40 +0000

Remember, we are now a post racial society and wingnuts are not racist. They even said so!

Wonkette : Sarah Palin: Tina Fey Would Be Nothing Without Me

Wed, 20 Aug 2014 21:52:51 +0000

Does she say the same thing to Lisa Ann?