lavaloving
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8 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +3 points
http://i.imgur.com/fqGyZ9A.jpg
8 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +5 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Portraits Of "The Wrat... · 1 reply · +48 points
And then his apprentice or mother or cat comes in and is like 'eeeeek!' we can't have that! and quickly covers the offending parts with no regard to form or function or physics.
8 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +16 points
The Fellowship is at an End. Godspeed to all.
8 years ago @ The Toast - Paintings Of The Tortu... · 1 reply · +41 points
I was happy not knowing the phrase Cum Gutters. Toast, why?!??
8 years ago @ The Toast - If Barack Obama Were Y... · 0 replies · +7 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Two Recipes for Cheese... · 0 replies · +4 points
8 years ago @ The Toast - Two Recipes for Cheese... · 1 reply · +50 points
Of course I started the recipe too late in the day and and had to hurry. About 25 minutes into the bake cycle I suddenly noticed the full bowl of mango puree on the counter and realized I HAD FORGOTTEN TO MIX THE TWO BATTERS!
I spent the next 10 frantic minutes pulling the steaming-hot cheesecake out of the oven, scooping the batter out into a bowl trying not to destroy the cookie crust, then mixing the puree with the batter and gently ladling it all back into the crust and re-setting the timer, barely holding back tears as family members started to stop by.
Long story short, the cheesecake came out surprisingly near-perfect, and was delicious. Since then I have lost all fear of baking. (My mom called it 'trial by mango cheesecake' and knighted me co-queen of kitchen with a wooden spoon)
8 years ago @ The Toast - When You Smile: On Hum... · 0 replies · +13 points
Literally the entire basis of my self-esteem.
8 years ago @ The Toast - A Meat Processing Prof... · 0 replies · +6 points
I'm doing science and I'm still alive!
And when you're dead I will be still alive!
Still alive....