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9 years ago @ The Toast - Share Your Greatest Di... · 1 reply · +10 points

I, TOO, WAS A PREADOLESCENT WICCAN DIRTBAG

when my parents yelled at me i would stare at the carpet determined to light it on fire with my mind, and i read a lot of ~teen witch~ ya lit

9 years ago @ The Toast - Share Your Greatest Di... · 0 replies · +30 points

i wanted to be a GOTH WICCAN DIRTBAG so hard when i was 10-12 but the only black clothing I owned was a t-shirt that said KEY WEST in blood red letters which combined with my camo cargo shorts [2004 was too much] did not produce the desired effect

HOWEVER, my dad lived a hardcore dirtbag life through high school and college and my favorite dirtbag dad story was when he mooned his little brother dave through an apartment window and dave tried to smack his ass THROUGH THE WINDOW with a tennis racquet, shattering the window into my dad's tender dirtbag butt.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Star Wars Expanded Uni... · 0 replies · +5 points

There's a whole EU trilogy about bugs!! It's called the Dark Nest trilogy and it's all about how the main character's children's YV war PTSD has manifested in a weird mind meld that these bugs take advantage of for orgies??? I read them when I was 13 it's all fuzzy

9 years ago @ The Toast - A Brief History of Wom... · 0 replies · +3 points

This is so fascinating! My family watched the tour with rapt attention when I was a child/teen, but now we're usually too spread out/busy working to do so.

9 years ago @ The Toast - I Told You The Pur... · 2 replies · +105 points

I only accept "The Purge: Purgatory" if it's pronounced "purge-a-tory!"
Also EVERY TIME I see these trailers a dark voice in the back of my head whispers "I would wreck an anthrpologie"

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +9 points

ahh!! every year when we watch the Tour my mom sees the beautiful chateus and whispers 'that's my house.' I feel your dream!!

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Brontës' Juvenili... · 0 replies · +51 points

*sits inside book* i'm really a part of this now

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Best Comments On T... · 2 replies · +23 points

there's a crazy maurice conspiracy to be found here. at least one, probably three. horses?? mushrooms!

9 years ago @ The Toast - Class Is 1000... · 4 replies · +28 points

*whispers that rsl shot himself in red foreman's office in dps and it was way traumatic*

how big of a part does john cusack play here because that's gonna be my deciding factor, as always

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