krankor1

krankor1

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Femslash Friday: Calam... · 0 replies · +3 points

This is the scene I've always loved best. Heterosexuality is at least the movie's jumping off place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz-zsBwBe6M

10 years ago @ The Toast - How To Cast Jane E... · 2 replies · +22 points

It's already been taken care of. Andrea Martin is still the gold substandard in 'Jane Eyrehead'. https://vimeo.com/21000344

11 years ago @ The Toast - Next On "Black Mirror" · 0 replies · +5 points

A couple lines of dialogue on that matter was in the TV show.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Next On "Black Mirror" · 3 replies · +148 points

ORTBERG BOUND
A man is sexting a pig. She sends him a link to 'The Toast.'

11 years ago @ The Toast - The One Question I Alw... · 0 replies · +32 points

Mine is 'Where's the bathroom?'

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Erick Erickson Is All ... · 1 reply · +23 points

A 40 year old man said the actual words 'I've grown up'. That's fucked up.

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Internet: A Glossary · 1 reply · +102 points

ROFLMAO = Running over foliage; lawn mower adjustment overdue

11 years ago @ The Toast - Signs That You're A Mu... · 1 reply · +68 points

And, if there are no further questions, then you have some other place that you need to be.

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Greatest Poems In ... · 0 replies · +67 points

"The subject of bereavement is one that has often been treated powerfully by poets, who have run the whole gamut of the emotions while laying bare for us the agony of those who have lost parents, wives, children, gazelles, money, fame, dogs, cats, doves, sweethearts, horses, and even collar-studs. But no poet has yet treated of the most poignant bereavement of all - that of the man half-way through a detective story who finds himself at bedtime without the book." - Strychnine in the Soup 'Mulliner Nights'

11 years ago @ The Toast - I Want You To Fight Ab... · 0 replies · +16 points

You manage to pleasure yourself much too much in this oddest of places.