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11 years ago @ Wonkette - Why Is Elizabeth Warre... · 0 replies · +1 points

I almost didn't post it because it was too easy, but I haven't been able to comment much lately so I figured I'd take what I could get.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Why Is Elizabeth Warre... · 2 replies · +11 points

All of them, Katie.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Oil Industry Senators ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Martial law for everyone! We'll beat down whoever in order to restore the flow of fuel!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - 'Black Friday' Champs ... · 0 replies · +18 points

With cauliflower and beer you could probably just caulk up the windows in your house and re-enact the gas chambers.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Here's the Famous Real... · 0 replies · +4 points

There are only two states an oven could possibly exist in, heated or unheated! Preheated is a meaningless fucking term!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Obama Puts Ki... · 0 replies · +14 points

Most vegetables are indeed better smothered in cheese sauce. Spicy cheese sauce.

But then you get the spicy cauliflower shits. Ugh.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Saturday Is Bank Trans... · 9 replies · +17 points

Been with a credit union since I was itty bitty, thanks to the mommers creating a savings account for me. The mom, sister, and I all have and maintain our credit union accounts.

Though I'm surprised my sister hasn't switched to JPMorgan or something, seeing as how she's a psychotic fan of Glenn Beck.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - #OWS Protester Scares ... · 0 replies · +24 points

Glad someone said something to these sacks of rat shit. Naomi Wolf got herself arrested and promptly ran to whatever news outlet that would listen so she could sound-off on how she was being so damned awesome by standing up for OWS.

Get off your self-centered soapboxes, cunts.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - 10/15: America's Globa... · 0 replies · +7 points

I will be working. For 9.63/hr, after driving an hour to get there.

Skewer a Wall Streeter for me.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Riley Is Not Dead (Yet... · 0 replies · +7 points

Find a Romanian village in NYC. Buy a bottle of tuica (plum brandy). Put a small pot on the stove, add 1/2 - 2/3 cup of brandy, add 1/4 tsp of sugar and 5 peppercorns. Bring it to just below boiling, slowly pour into a small mug, and enjoy.

It'll knock your ass out as well as the cold, works like a charm.