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9 years ago @ octopus pie - #935 + 936 - i won't b... · 0 replies · +15 points
9 years ago @ octopus pie - #931 - i won't have it · 2 replies · +18 points
The cabin retreat is supposed to be a work thing.
Eve will probably go innocently thinking it's a fun friends thing. But even that won't happen if it becomes a she and Will kiss-cabin thing.
Sooo Hannah's gonna be annoyed on work and friend fronts.
9 years ago @ octopus pie - #926 - biological impe... · 0 replies · +4 points
9 years ago @ Clever Manka - Thursday link dump · 0 replies · +2 points
There are fewer things nicer while sitting in an airport listening to Important Business Guy take an Important Business Call than putting on your headphones and being on a ship at sea instead. Ahhh, bliss.
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +36 points
It's so not fair that you have to be the only one doing this, and I wish you could just throw up your hands and let him handle it, and laugh when he screws up... but of course, it's your KIDS that are getting screwed up, so you can't.
:( Hopefully he realises he fucked up and gets it together for the rest of the month. Hugs to you.
9 years ago @ octopus pie - #913 - select bus · 0 replies · +4 points
I've been both Eve and Greg in this situation, so I don't begrudge either of them. Though when I was the Eve I didn't have the breakup-entire-place-in-the-universe-questioning going on, so I tend to bustle around cleaning the apartment and making breakfast.
9 years ago @ octopus pie - #913 - select bus · 2 replies · +12 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +12 points
The scale of scaredness is definitely a thing they do not understand, often having only seen WHEN BEARS ATTACK!!! scare videos. I explain patiently that a) Canada is a big place and the bears are pretty spread out, b) If you make noise, don't leave food out, and don't try to go near them, they probably won't go near you, and c) You're more likely to encounter a nasty raccoon who just wants your marshmallows. I then undermine the message by adding that, in case of grizzly, all bets are off and you're fucked.
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +26 points
9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 18 replies · +58 points
THAT'S FINE, YOU CAN ABSTAIN FROM HOUSE BUYING AND SAVE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT BEING A COMPLETE DOUCHE AND BRAGGING ABOUT HOW BIG OF A DOUCHE YOU ARE. I couldn't even finish it because every new paragraph was just more bragging about being a total douchecanoe with the occasional "oh yeah, you don't need a house to be happy" appended.