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Wonkette : Nobody Is Afraid Of Large Groups Of People Armed With Guns, Argues Gun Weirdo

Wed, 11 Jun 2014 04:42:59 +0000

Boehner? Not crying.

Wonkette : Ann Romney Still Horrible

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:49:12 +0000

Depends on how flexible you are and whether you requested your vouchers in small denominations.

Wonkette : Ann Romney Still Horrible

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 15:20:14 +0000

Thank you! But come now -- I could never leave without saying goodbye, just like I could never start without not saying hello. Blame public education.

Wonkette : GOP Convention’s ‘We Built It!’ Theme Night To Be Held In Arena That Government Built

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 22:08:15 +0000

That was rather uncouth, huh? Maybe I should write up one of those.

Wonkette : Thanks For Ruining Our Weekend, GOP! Liveblogging Debate #666

Sun, 8 Jan 2012 02:49:15 +0000

How thoughtful of Diane to ask Mitt to speak "in human terms."

Wonkette : Thanks For Ruining Our Weekend, GOP! Liveblogging Debate #666

Sun, 8 Jan 2012 02:44:19 +0000

Makes the heart weep, no?

Wonkette : Jobs Report Slightly Less Awful, Democrats About to Beat GOP For Once

Fri, 2 Dec 2011 15:36:49 +0000

Mitt Romney was seen this morning wailing, "Who let the jobs out? Who who who who...."

Wonkette : Supreme Court Obamacare Hearing To Enrich Lobbyists, Ruin Our Lives

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:35:59 +0000

I wish I could take pictures of birds and shit.

Wonkette : Supreme Court Obamacare Hearing To Enrich Lobbyists, Ruin Our Lives

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:28:08 +0000

Viagra ain't cheap, buddy. Not now and not ever if the patent can last another 40,000,000,000 hours.

Wonkette : Mitt Romney Ad Magically Turns McCain Advisor's Words Into Obama's

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:55:30 +0000

Tagg didn't exactly get a "born cute" story, huh?

Wonkette : Delightful New Herman Cain T-Shirt Proves He Has What It Takes To Be President

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 03:46:47 +0000

First CityWide Change Bank?

Wonkette : National Press Club Suspends Journalist For Questioning Saudis

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:03:58 +0000

To be fair, it does serve one useful function and that is as an event-space, after-hours.

Wonkette : John Boehner's Drunken Crying Ruins NASA Ceremony (VIDEO)

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 17:43:09 +0000

They shoot Muslins, don't they?

Wonkette : John Boehner's Drunken Crying Ruins NASA Ceremony (VIDEO)

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 17:37:46 +0000

What an impeccable description. Orange vomit clown. Yes, of course.

Wonkette : Herman Cain Defends Theory That Presidents Are Supposed To Be Idiots

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 00:28:13 +0000

Wait, that's his jobs program.

Wonkette : Watch Karl Rove Get Snippy After Getting Mic Checked (VIDEO)

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:29:19 +0000

Thanks! Though I should have guessed the shouters probably weren't students....

Wonkette : Watch Karl Rove Get Snippy After Getting Mic Checked (VIDEO)

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:26:51 +0000

Thanks! I'd never heard the term lobster shift before, ha. Yes? Sort of? Ask again later? No schedule so far.

Wonkette : Watch Karl Rove Get Snippy After Getting Mic Checked (VIDEO)

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:27:06 +0000

Fixed, thanks.

Wonkette : Rick Perry Now Wants to 'Uproot' Three Entire Branches of Government

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:39:24 +0000

Stop taking your sanity pills for a few days. Things'll start to click together then.

Wonkette : Rick Perry Now Wants to 'Uproot' Three Entire Branches of Government

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:22:17 +0000

Shh! Mr. Ken very good to me! (But sincerely, thank you! The Wonkett biome has been making me laugh for many years. Seems everything is funny to you.)